Charles Bronson will now introduce some links by catching a fish with his bare hands. GRR, BEAR HANDS!
First Look at Notorious B.I.G. Biopic
Jamal Woolard looks just like Biggie. I mean, they’re both fat at least. Notorious P.I.G.s you might say. *Cricket Sounds*
Shane Black is back
The guy who wrote the first two Lethal Weapons, The Last Boy Scout, and The Long Kiss Goodnight (and directed Kiss Kiss Bang Bang) is working on a new movie called The Nice Guys. He’s written some of the best one-liner filled action movies of all time. Sadly, the best thing I’ve ever come up with is, "Yeah? More like BORE-egon."
F-Word compilation from Harold & Kumar 2
I haven’t watched this yet because I don’t want to ruin the movie. And because I hate minorities.
Ice Age 3 Poster
They’ve still done nothing to explain what the fuck a Dinosaur is doing in a movie called Ice Age. I’m going to a make a movie called Vikings, starring a hip hop dance crew. Why? Because fuck it, that’s why.
Metal Gear Solid becoming a movie
I’ve never played this video game, so I’m just going to assume this a stupid idea.
Peter Jackson and Steven Speilberg are both doing Tintin movies. Based on a comic book about a Belgian reporter and his dog? Shit, why not six movies?
Dark Knight goes IMAX
“The Dark Knight will feature four sequences filmed with IMAX cameras. This marks the first time ever that a major feature film has been even partially shot using IMAX cameras, marking a revolutionary integration of the two film formats.” I hear they’re developing similar technology in the porn industry – to be shown at CLIMAX theatres across the country. *sad trombone*
Jim Carrey Writing a Self-Help Book
Jim Carrey is writing a self help book for depression sufferers who want to beat the disease without drugs. Step 1: Become fabulously wealthy. Step 2: Do whatever you want. Step 3: Crush anyone who ever even slightly wronged you. Step 4: Mojitos. I feel better already!
Worst Irish Accents in Cinema
In honor of St. Pat’s day. Though I prefer drinking until I piss myself.
Regal Entertainment to allow red-band trailers
The country’s largest theater chain will allow R-Rated trailers to play in R and NC-17 movies. However, masturbating is still prohibited. Fascists.
[Thanks to BGavin, RoboPanda, and Deaners for the tips]