Even for a shark tattoo, this is pretty awesome. [via F*ckyeahsharks]

Daily Cuddle Links:

• This video of the hard-hitting 6-year-old football player is everywhere.  First of all, 6-year-olds play football now?  Secondly, something about this seems staged to me. The second kid’s leg bends at a really strange angle.  I feel like this is going to turn out to be some sort of viral marketing.  In related news, thanks for f-ckin ruining everything, viral marketing. |SmokingSection|
• And all this time I thought getting your Ferrari stuck in gravel was just a sexy euphemism. |WithLeather|
• You’re probably tired of Twilight parody videos, but might I point out that this one involves puppies. |G4|
• If Sarah Palin wrote an advice column. |HolyTaco|
• 25 sweet home theater systems, aka 25 places I would BURN TO THE GROUND if I knew where they were.  Who thinks they’re better’n me now, eh, moneybags? |ScreenJunkies|
• Here’s what a dude with muscle implants looks like. |Guyism|
• Some guy married his Nintendo DS character.  |ToplessRobot|
• Awesome headline aler: “Old woman sticks it to the Nazis.”  *Air guitar* |Deadspin|

For a few months now, I’ve been calling my link dumps “Daily Circle Jerk”.  It was always a bit of a vulgar and uncouth title not befitting a classy site such as this one.  So it will henceforth be known as the Daily Cuddle.  Thank you and good day.

DAILY CUDDLE LINKS

• Leave it to Twilight to take Missed Connections to a whole new level of creepy.  |GammaSquad|
• 25 runway models falling down.  Hey, why do they call it a runway?  No one’s running.  And what’s the deal with airline food?  |HolyTaco|
• A review of Stephen King’s latest book.  In general, my problem with books is all the words.  |Pajiba|
• A railroad worker escapes death twice in as many seconds.  Tragically, he worked at a railroad for 30 more years. |YepYep|
• G4 reviewed the new Tony Hawk game and let’s just say that maybe it should’ve been named for Mike Hawk.  |G4|
• 5 Star Wars Facebook status updates.  Yeah, nice article there, dork.  *wedgie’s CollegeHumor* |CollegeHumor|
• Play unicorn vs. narwhal.  Hey, why are they called “narwhal”?  It’s a whale, right?  Why do they want us to call them “whals”? They’re like the pretentious theater chicks of the animal kingdom.  ‘Hey, Lauren..”  “Uh, it’s luh-REN?” |Atom|
• 12 movies to be thankful for.  |Screenjunkies|