Someone really should’ve thought of this sooner.  |via FlyingScotsman|

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Oblivious riot make-out couple are a meme. |Uproxx|

Robopanda reviews Falling Skies. That sentence is better without context. |GammaSquad|

Mac from It’s Always Sunny gained 50 pounds for the “sheer comedy of playing his character as a fat guy.” |WarmingGlow|

Children with lemonade stand ruin golf. |WithLeather|

Is this the most infuriating person in mailbag history? |KissingSuzyKolber|

Guess what Tone Loc got for a Father’s Day gift. |SmokingSection|

Here’s the new teaser for The Dark Knight Rises, which is great if you like words and logos with no footage. |WWTDD|

Listen to our one-year anniversary Frotcast, in which we interview an award-winning folklorist about his work in the field of farts, and fartlore.  |Frotcast|

Obama impersonator speaks at Republican Leadership Convention. It goes about as well as you’d expect that to. |TDW|

This week in gifs. |Videogum|

Ginger Spice’s daughter finds out what mommy’s fake boob’s feel like.  |TheSuperficial|

The Game of Thrones theme song 8-bit remix. |ToplessRobot|

This chick graduates with a masters in faceplanting. |GorillaMask|

A father’s day story from our pal Justin Halpern of Sh*t My Dad Says. |HolyTaco|

A review of Baby Goose’s new movie, Drive. |ScreenJunkies|

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Stunning.  Via here, thanks to Bex for the tip.

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The Ten Most Ridiculous Items On Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries’ Wedding Registry [Uproxx]

10 examples of religious groups freaking out over TV shows [WarmingGlow]

Montel Williams Enters The Marijuana Dispensary Business [Uproxx]

Tupac Shakur’s Alleged Quad City Shooter Confesses [TSS]

The Dugout by Bill Simmons [WithLeather]

Awesome 3D art from Victor Hugo. |GammaSquad|

Cat Licks Invisible Ice Cream Cone [Buzzfeed]

Cat stuck in a hamster ball. Calling Parry Gripp. |TheDailyWhat|

Crystal Harris was planning to ditch Hef at the altar. She also can’t move her top lip, it seems. |TheSuperficial|

Wanna see a Canadian take a flash-bang grenade to the nuts? Course ya do. |GorillaMask|

Five real-life teachers who turned to criminal night jobs. |HolyTaco|

Never bring a gun to a game of Ding Dong Ditch. Overkill. |NYCStool|

Louis CK responds to Tracy Morgan-gate, and shockingly, he’s a lot more reasonable than Nia Vardalos. |Videogum|

This guy really didn’t like X-Men:First Class. |ScreenJunkies|

The Seven Best Con Artists in Movies [Unreality]

Spiderman Turn Off the Dark Pictures [EgoTV]

Five Must-Watch Videos of Vancouver Canucks Fans Rioting After Losing to Boston in the Stanley Cup [Brobible]

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25-year-old Wang Kung shows up to work in his $450, homemade Mark I Iron Man suit in Shanghai.  Gee, I wonder if anyone took pictures. (I’ll let you guys make the obvious racial slur joke here). |DailyMail| Video after the jump.

MORNING LINKS

• The Many Faces Of Many Faces [Uproxx]
• Would You Pay $2.99 To Watch Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday?’ [Uproxx]
• Ben and Jerry’s loves Schweddy balls [WarmingGlow]
• This Week In F—k You: Footnotes [KSK]
• This Week in Posters [Filmdrunk]
• The Best and Worst of WWE All-Star Raw 6/13 [WithLeather]
• Neil Gaiman writing American Gods sequel. |GammaSquad|
• Zoo Baby loves lioness that wants to eat him. |TheDailyWhat|
• The Goanimate XBox 360 with Kinect Giveaway! |Unreality|
• Natalie Portman gave birff. |TheSuperficial|
• Hooters now has a competitor called “Canz.” Classy. |NYCStool|
• Christian Bale: A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Gross [Pajiba]
• Video Game Sequels That Were Actually Better Than The Original [UGO]
• The Kate Upton Guide To Becoming An Internet Sensation By Your 19th Birthday [NextRound]
• Best choice to record an audiobook version of “Go the F*ck to Sleep”? Samuel L. Jackson, of course [Fark]
• Ranking David Lynch movies. |Nerve|
• Kelsey Grammer’s new show looks great. |Videogum|
• How Facebook lost six million subscribers. |HolyTaco|
• James Cameron and Sam Worthington want to produce Myth. |ScreenJunkies|

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Pizza Cat may not be partying as hard as Party Horse, but he’s moderately righteous. |via MichelleisJaded|

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Meme watch: the best of hipster edits. |Uproxx|

Talkin’ box office, X-Men, and “Social Media is Bullsh*t” with Brandon Mendelson. |Frotcast|

Jesse James’ dog attacked a corgi. Just one more reason that guy sucks. |WarmingGlow|

Depressing Gallery: Cheerleader Fantasies on the Ohio River. |WithLeather|

Not A Repost: Lil Wayne Sued For Unpaid Royalities For Tha Carter III Producers. |TheSmokingSection|

The 10 funniest comic panels of the week. |GammaSquad|

This 40-year-old dude from Georgia is the Syrian, lesbian blogger. |TheDailyWhat|

9-year-old boy dances to Madonna’s Vogue in 1991. |Videogum|

This guy goes on dating sites and asks to draw ladies.  These are the pictures he draws. |Buzzfeed|

Cleanse your sins in Lebron tears. |BostonStool|

Guessing the 11 redacted words from the Pentagon Papers. |HolyTaco|

World War Z adds James Badge Dale. You think he gets called “James Vag Dale” a lot? |ScreenJunkies|

A Gallery of Polaroids from the Blade Runner Set. |UnrealityMag|

January Jones puts the “great ass” in “not a great actress.” |TheSuperficial|

Harley Quinn joins the suicide sluts. |ToplessRobot|

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Oliver decided Anthony Wiener wasn’t viral enough and went meta with it. (based on)

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Tennessee writes some dumb, unenforceable internet laws. |Uproxx|

Will.i.am. has to read lyrics off a cell phone during a performance. |Uproxx|

Frotcast: Talkin’ fantasy box office and X-Men with Brandon Mendelson. |Frotcast|

Tracy Morgan hates the gays like he hates socks. That will be helpful for his career in show business. |WarmingGlow|

What do Justin Bieber, Lil Wayne, and the Westboro Baptist Church have in common [WithLeather]

These ducklings think the corgi is their mom. |GammaSquad|

Draw Ed Helms a new tattoo for Hangover II. |Videogum|

Now THAT’s a beer label. |TheDailyWhat|

Rashard Lewis banged Lebron’s girlfriend, supposedly. |NYCStool|

25 unfortunate abbreviations. |Buzzfeed|

This is Why You Don’t Rollerblade Down a Slide [Brobible]

18 of the best recurring SNL characters of all-time [Guyism]

Brittany Hawkes has a see-through shirt, is presenting. |GorillaMask|

25 Derp Animals is just what it sounds like. |HolyTaco|

Netflix Instant distractions of the week. |ScreenJunkies|

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AFTER THE JUMP: Vin Diesel stars in Cars 2: Fast Five

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