New ad for Google-TV-powered Logitech Revue features Kevin Bacon playing the role of world’s biggest Kevin Bacon fan.  It’s perfect for the next time you’re playing Meta Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. |TheDailyWhat|

MORNING LINKS

Why gamers make great boyfriends. |Uproxx|

Can World Leaders save our climate? |UproxxNews|

Talk show host gets sexy with a turkey gobbler.  Tomorrow she profiles the shake weight. |WarmingGlow|

10 heartbreaking sports stories about what could’ve been. |SmokingSection|

Outtakes from The Situation’s workout video. |WithLeather|

Gamma Squad Mathematics: Rock Band + PCP + GameStop + Cops = ???//?/?/?  |GammaSquad|

That stupid “celebrity tweet death” charity drive thingy was kind of a disaster. |DailyWhat|

Australian man marries his dog.  To be fair, it is a cute dog. |BarstoolSports|

Picture via TillaTheHun

Spank Bank: Francesca. |GorillaMask|

Hottest photos from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. |FListed|

Beyond MILFS: 5 Lesser Known Hunter Sites. |HolyTaco|

Danny Pudi, who plays the best character in TV, drops by to talk Community. |ScreenJunkies|

Cosmo’s “secrets to male arousal” debunked. |TheSmokingJacket|

Welcome Back Jesus Party will be held on 5-21-2011, BYOB. |Fark|

The top 10 badass ninja movies. |Buzzfeed|

FilmDrunk on Facebook. FilmDrunk on Twitter. The Frotcast on iTunes. Comments of the week.

I mainly chose this because “sweater” rhymes with “letter”, but still, pretty cute. [ashliewut]

MORNING LINKS:

• This week’s Frotcast: Black Dynamite director Scott Sanders and Tonya Harding fan fiction. |Frotcast|

• Why Can’t Celebrities Use Twitter This Week? |Uproxx|

• Awesome headline, Ufford: “HBO’s Married Retard Documentary.” |WarmingGlow|

• A 230-pound Mexican dude with vampire teeth and a Batman costume robbed a McDonald’s. Shockingly, he is still at large. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ‘LARGE’! |GammaSquad|

• This is by far my favorite Chilean miner joke so far. |Twitter|

• 20 Cats in Festive Pumpkin Costumes. |Buzzfeed|

• Kim Kardashian has the kind of ass a man could really sink a tranquilizer dart into. |WWTDD|

• 10 Signature Moments of Season Four of “Mad Men” Reduced to GIFs. |Pajiba|

• Submit your pictures for “My Dad is a Bro.”  Some fun stuff there. |MyDadIsaBro|

• Michael Bay’s “Plato’s Apology”, the hand written script. |HolyTaco|

• I’m on a Cow! The Old Spice Parodies. |Gunaxin|

• 9 inappropriate movie costumes. |Screenjunkies|

• The 10 most brutal Facebook ownings. |Guyism|

• Does shotgunning a Four Loko in a room full of dudes get you laid?  An experiment. |BostonBarstoolSports|

• The Last Curtain Call: Hip-Hop Salutes Bobby Cox. |SmokingSection|

FINALLY: Here’s a job inquiry letter Hunter S. Thompson wrote to the Vancouver Sun in 1957.  F*cking 53 years, and people still aren’t even close to this honest in cover letters: Read the rest of this entry »

It’s like Christmas — two new Parry Gripp songs. “Pile of Kittens” after the jump and “Abe Lincoln Man” above.

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

Listen to the latest Frotcast. Topics include Machete, Juggalos, and the discovery that “tacocat” is a palindrome. |Frotcast|

Here’s that story about Ron Howard directing Dark Tower that I didn’t cover yesterday. |WarmingGlow|

Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak could get you free long distance calls back in the day. So you could call your lady in prison. |GammaSquad|

How Are Pastor Terry Jones and Fidel Castro Alike? |UPROXX News|

8 TV characters women swoon over (and what you can learn from them). Number one, be on TV. |Guyism|

The Best Fat Stripper Names. |Buzzfeed|

If Kurt Vonnegut were Online Today (Picture). |ForkParty|

The 14 sexiest 3D magazine pictorials. |BroBible|

The 8 greatest Macho Man Randy Savage interviews. |TheSmokingJacket|

Vote for this guy or he’ll keep screaming. We are so close to Idiocracy, where the president is a pro wrestler.  I give it 10 years. |HolyTac0|

Edward James Olmos to (stand) and deliver a Battlestar Galactica graphic novel. |ScreenJunkies|

Michelle Rodriguez drops by Attack of the Show to deliver hardcore Latin-ness. |G4|

DC Animated Original Movies – From Good to Awesome. |UGO|

Another picture created for the Frotcast. Thanks, Mick.

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As this video proves, the Gurkha Kukri is the perfect knife for your average overweight, weekend commando who’s read Soldier of Fortune on the toilet one too many times.  Ten bucks says this guy ate that side of beef after he cut it in half.   Thanks to Chorizo for the tip.

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS, MARCH 2nd

• Uproxx Feature: Awesome works of art made from stuff on your desk. |Uproxx|
• This Photoshop made me giggle.  |WarmingGlow|
• The writer of Pride & Prejudice & Zombies is back with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.  Am I the only one who finds these kind of annoying?  Then again maybe I should actually read one before judging.  |GammaSquad|
• CJ Spiller ran a 4.27 forty at the combine.  Even more surprising, he’s white.  Ha, just kidding. |WithLeather|
• YouTube’s craziest baby preachers.  Wow. Read that first sentence again and think about where we are as a society. |Urlesque|
• Cast your vote in the Nic Cage Oscars. |MisterPoll/BigCatPodcast|
• Steve Martin ironing a cat. |UnrealityMag|
• James Cameron’s leaked Oscar speech. |InsideMovies|
• There’s really no way to explain this “White People/Black People” animation, but I love the hell out of it. |TheChive|
• 10 songs you should never play at a bar.  It’s the End of the World As We Know It?  How dare you. |HolyTaco|
• Lara Croft and Slave Leia having a snowball fight would be a lot cooler if the chicks were hotter and sluttier.  But I say that about everything.  |ScreenJunkies|
• Mexican Storm Trooper: Eh, where those droid vatos at, ése? I was sleepeen een my troka. |source|

As creepy as this little kid from Back to the Future III seems, I haven’t heard anything about him becoming a Scientologist, killing people, or trying to cut off his own penis.  So maybe child actors need to get the creepiness out of the way early.

DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS

• 6 things every girl is afraid to do in front of her man.  Number one?  Her other man. |Guyism|
• The idea behind this “End of the World” parody is kind of the exact same one behind the original, but it’s really well done.  Plus it’s an awesome song.  |CollegeHumor|
• The 10 most notable alien ripoffs. |ToplessRobot|
• Find out the real secret behind Avatar. Hint: It’s boners. |Atom|
• The hottest babes in Christmas movies. |HolyTaco|
• The 10 most twisted holiday specials. |ScreenJunkies|
• Here’s Drew from Kissing Suzy’s pick of the 10 best movies of the decade.  Hey, I should make one of these, huh. |NBCny|
• Vote for the catchphrase of the decade. |Videogum|
• Hear how Darth Vader sounded before James Earl Jones put  his big, black bass in him. |GammaSquad|

And finally, the Morgan Freeman Chain of Command.  As I’ve pointed out, he almost always plays an authority figure.  He’d be unstoppable in politics.

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