Once you fast-forward through the full minute of opening credits, you will see that this man is a visual effects genius.  “Hello, Roland Emmerich? I think I’ve found that new look you’ve been going for!” [Thanks, Eisentower20]

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Frotcast 53: Eisenberg, Stupnitsky talk Bad Teacher, Ghostbusters 3, The Office [Filmdrunk]

Corgi Friday-AAAAHHH! [WarmingGlow]

The funniest comic book panels of the week. |GammaSquad|

10 Things I Learned From Watching The 2011 NBA Draft [WithLeather]

The 5 BET Awards Performances You Missed [TSS]

PICTURED: I may not be a semi-pretty girl, but I would totally bang the dude who made this. |PassiveAggressiveNotes|

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Rides Splash Mountain [Buzzfeed]

Still more gifs of the week. |HolyTaco|

Here’s some dogs dancing and other gifs, though I choose to focus on the dogs dancing. |Videogum|

I think that guy in the background might be dead. |GorillaMask|

Bus driver asks woman to turn off her crappy cell phone music, which is unacceptable to her because Rebecca Black is meant to e shared by all. |TheDailyWhat|

Daniel Craig got married. Also, there’s something seriously wrong with his lip. |TheSuperficial|

When the cops came to arrest this lady, she used her tit milk on them like a firehouse. Baller. |NYCStool|

Breaking Bad creator talks season 4 and beyond. |Screenjunkies|

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I know I’m a simple man, but this absolutely slayed me. Boston Terriers, so delightfully retarded. |via Videogum|

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The best of #FightClub. |

Franklin and Bash seriously had an episode titled ‘Bro Bono.’ |WarmingGlow|

Fa real dough, play some draftstreet, don’t be a bitch. |WithLeather|

Holy sh*t, GammaSquad interviewd Billy West?  The man’s a legend. |GammaSquad|

Tony Dungy looks faaaabulous. |KissingSuzy|

Venezuelan soda brand uses internet memes in their packaging. |TheDailyWhat|

Lindsay Lohan still managing to escape punishment while never actually complying with previous punishments. Can we make her do porn? It’s time we made her do porn. |TheSuperficial|

Bieber attacked by crazy old man in Time Square. WAS he crazy? |NYCStool|

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Julia Ormond is gonna be in Superman. |ScreenJunkies|

This suggested google search gave me quite the chuckle. |Buzzfeed|

8 of the most legendary terrifying creatures. |Guyism|

Lego pranks are some of the best pranks. “Lego of my lego pranks!” I bet someone thought. |Videogum|

6 decisions that ruined movie remakes. |HolyTaco|

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Here’s a hot new trend out of Japan, injecting liquid under your skin to give yourself a lumpy, bagel forehead. I’d blame this on the Japanese, but body-mod people are nuts everywhere. |Vice|

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Pop Culture Troll Quotes > Pop Culture Actual Quotes [Uproxx]

I’m playing this Draftstreet game for WithLeather, you should too. |WithLeather|

A new frotcast will be up tomorrow. In the meantime, check out last week’s, on “Fartlore.” |Frotcast|

This Week In F-ck I Love You: Dairy Queen [KSK]

The handsome dude in the picture? Larry David. Believe it. |BostonStool|

The Ten Worst Answers for ‘Best Show on Television’ [WarmingGlow]

A Tribute To Sarah Palin’s Aborted Historic Bus Tour Of America [Uproxx]

Nathan Fillion photobombs. |GammaSquad|

My new pick for “funniest motorcycle crash.” |Videogum|

Amish guy busted for sexting a 12-year-old. |HolyTaco|

Footage of the Toulambi tribe of New Guinea encountering white man for the first time in 1976. “If it was a brother, it woulda gone something like this” jokes quickly followed. |TheDailyWhat|

These guys built a double-wedgie, double nut-shot machine.  Great work, guys. |GorillaMask|

Lindsay flips out on Matt Lauer, demanding $100K. Can we sentence her to do porn already? |TheSuperficial|

Bill O’Reilly & Lupe Fiasco Talk President Obama, The Terrorist [TSS]

The Harsh Reality of L.A. Noire [ToplessRobot]

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"Haha, awesome story, Jake! Sandwich bump!"

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• Pop Culture Currency: Abraham Lincoln, Shapeshifter [Uproxx]
• 51-year-old actor who looks 40 marries “16-year-old” country “singer” who also looks 40 [WarmingGlow]
• Insane Clown Posse doesn’t understand fair use [Uproxx]
• BIONIC DOG! |GammaSquad|
• A Letter To Roger Goodell From Timmy, Age 9 [KSK]
• Delta pissed on this guy’s clothes. |TheDailyWhat|
• Paris Hilton got dumped. |TheSuperficial|
• Heidi Fahrenbach rocks the hand bra AND hand panties. |GorillaMask|
• The best scenes from Green Lantern, as remembered by Topless Robot. |ToplessRobot|
• Man sought for hiding in the toilet of a porta potty during a yoga festival. Also, he’s 6’6″.  |BostonStool|
• Eagles may not actually steal blackberries, but they do drop baby deer on power lines and knock out power. |Yahoo|
• Barack Obama calms down a baby like a boss. Just don’t let it watch Too Big to Fail. |Videogum|
• 10 awesome cult movie posters. |Nerve|
• What Moms Have To Put Up With [Buzzfeed]
• Roger Ebert’s most controversial statements. |Screenjunkies|
• 24 Awesome Summer 2011 Music Festivals: European Backpacking Edition [Brobible]
• Ken Jeong’s Awesome, Real CPR Commercial [Unreality]
• The FDA’s new graphic cigarette warnings. |HolyTaco|

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Here are some little kids re-enacting Green Lantern. Here’s a movie you can re-enact: Shut the Hell Up.  Now teach it to your friends. |Babelgum|

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Meme Watch: Oblivious Canadian Makeout Couple [Uproxx]

G4 pulls Ryan Dunn’s reality show. Probably because it was about him testing out wild videogame stunts. |WarmingGlow|

Sylvester Stallone inducted into the International Boxing Hall of Fame [WithLeather]

Peter King is really looking forward to his vacation. |KSK|

5 Dogs That Look Like Tom Haverford [Uproxx]

Hey, girl, do you like Patches’ new hair cut? I gave him a mohawk, so he would feel tough and dangerous. Aw, don’t you like it, Patches?  Come on, I’ll carry you over to Orange Julius.  |via EOnline|

George Lucas said something about Star Wars to Simon Pegg. |GammaSquad|

This dress is very vaginal.  Simply the word is enough to make some men uncomfortable. |Buzzfeed|

Chris Brown is in a video with Justin Bieber.  There’s a lot of ways I could go with a joke here. |Videogum|

Homeless man’s dying wish is to be re-united with his dog.  Aw, how come hobos and worthless hippies always have the cutest dogs? |TheDailyWhat|

I wish all the Palins and everyone tangentially associated with them would get c*nt cancer. |TheSuperficial|

Here’s a Woolite commercial Rob Zombie directed. |GorillaMask|

Here’s a gif of a horse kicking a camera man in the face. |HolyTaco|

Woody Allen gets a cast for his next movie. I actually really liked Midnight in Paris and I’m hoping to review it. |ScreenJunkies|

Katie Holmes has nice nipples.  No, I’m not going to discuss her stomach. |WWTDD|

D-Bag Diamond Backs Fan Steals Ball from a Woman [Brobible]

A Gallery of Girls Who Actually Bought that R2D2 Swimsuit [Unreality]

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