is a video compilation of every time someone says “Hey, man” in Dazed and Confused. Spoiler alert: it’s a lot. Next I’d like a compilation of every time the main character kid grabs the bridge of his nose and shakes his head. It’s his move, like Keanu Reeves looking confused. [DailyWhat]
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Hooray, it’s the second installment of 80s dating videos. I defy you not to laugh at the 45-second mark when Viking Man comes back. What kind of weak-ass viking needs to video date anyway? What’s that? He’s actually a mathematician? Shocking. Oh dating videos. Thank God you can just put pictures of your weiner on craigslist nowadays. Yes, it’s a wonderful time to be alive. [via OhHaveYouSeenThis]
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I wasn’t planning on doing a Daily Circle Jerk today, but this non-movie-related video had tears rolling down my face, and not just because I was chopping onions and listening to Sarah McLachlan. So I had to post it. I don’t know if it’s the shouting or that Nickelback sucks so bad, but this slays me. Anyway, how long before they get a movie or TV deal? I put the over/under at three months. [Bloomingtonbros via Buzzfeed] –Check that. In research-I-should’ve-done news, they already have a TV deal.
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Million Dollar Baby in five seconds is one of the best movies in five seconds I’ve seen. I’ve watched it like six times now. I could never get past the “well you didn’t win” part at the end. Duh, of course she would’ve won, the other bitch would’ve been disqualified. Anyone who’s even heard of boxing should know that. [Thatguywiththeglasses via holytaco]
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(I realize this video doesn’t work on some browsers, but find one on which it does. I promise it’s worth it.) This is John Mellencamp’s rejected football promo song. I can’t imagine why they rejected it. It perfectly sums up my Sundays. [via Cracked, thanks to Chodin for the tip]
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