DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS

• LOL NFL, Championship weekend edition. |KissingSuzyKolber|
• Italian kid stabs his dad in a dispute over Playstation.  “But a-Papa, why you wanna beat-a me in-a FIFA?  You make-a Mamma cry.”  |WithLeather|
• “South African zoo trying to get chimp to stop smoking.” |GammaSquad|
• “Nick Kroll would be really good at football — if he had hands.” (*delayed record scratch*). |Atom|
• 25 animals with their heads stuck in stuff. |HolyTaco|
• What is Tom Cruise running from on the set of Knight and Day? |ScreenJunkies|
• Australian man lands on the sex offenders register for possession of Simpsons porn.  |Fark|
• Whoopi Goldberg talks teen sex self love.  *pumps lotion into hand* |InsideTV|
• If videogames were named after the phrases most often said while playing them. |CollegeHumor|
• This is old, but pimp slaps never get old.  The MMA pimp slap. |CageDoctors|
• Diddy bought his son a $360,000 car for his 16th birthday.  Which I guess is one way that having a mentally bankrupt megadouche for a father might be so bad. |FListed|

[picture via ThatissoGay]

DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS

• Extended interview with Terry Gilliam. |G4|
• 7 types of online daters you should definitely avoid.  Number one?  Steve.  No one likes Steve.  Guy’s a c-nt. |Guyism|
• The Unholiday movie Photoshop contest. |Worth1000|
• A Marvin the Martian movie possibly starring Mike Myers, from the director of Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2.  Wait what?  Even the setup for this bad news is bad news.  |GammaSquad|
• The Snooki punch from Jersey Shore gets Street Fighter’d, with awesome results.  |WarmingGlow|
• Zombie celebrities of 2009. |HolyTaco|
• I’ve long said that UFC play-by-play guy Mike Goldberg is a giant tool (who after five years still can’t tell the difference between guard, half-guard, and side control) who belongs with the other giant tools on ESPN or sports radio.  And yet he’s still 20 times better than Mauro Renallo or Michael Schiavello.  Why is it so hard to find decent MMA commentators?  |Fightlinker|
• The 20 best movie mustaches of the 2000s. |ScreenJunkies|
• That play the Redskins tried to run the other night was called a Polecat.  The play your mom tried to run?  The Pole smoke.  |WithLeather|

It’s true, that bulldog’s a bull dyke.  [via Thatissogay]

After the jump — Awkward MTV interview moments of 2009, along with an awkwardly long intro from Sam Rockwell.

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