Just in case you needed to hear “Empire State of Mind” for the 8th time this morning, here’s the trailer for Sex and the City 2.  My favorite exchange:

SAMANTHA:  I’ve tricked my body into thinking it’s younger.  *pulls out pills*
CHARLOTTE:  How are you gonna swallow all those?
SAMANTHA:  …Have we met?

Ha, it’s funny ’cause she’s a slut (*gong*).   Other highlights included my favorite guest star, Liza Minelli (just edging out Miley Cyrus), and my favorite outfit, this:

God dammit. *reluctantly changes out of blazer with glittery, spiked shoulder pads*.

The plot is that the girls get together for a group vacation to Abu Dhabi, where Carrie runs into old flame Aiden, aka John Corbett, and the sparks and fur fly.  Is he trying to start a country music career or something?  What’s with the phony, folksy accent all of a sudden?  But anyway, Abu Dhabi is a great setting for this movie, because as we all know, Islamic countries just love scantily clad sluts.

“Who ees thees transvestite donkey witch next to you, and why it no wear burka?”

This is from the Sex and the City movie premiere in London.  I have a hat just like that, except with a grizzly bear catching a salmon.

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Sadly, it’s not Charlotte/Kristin Davis, because she’s a big prude.

Davis, 43, recalled the moment when the film’s writer and director Michael Patrick King told her to strip. She said: "He tried to get me to be naked in the shower scene. I feel like I can’t do that stuff. I feel really panicky about that stuff." [It's okay, baby, just relax. -Ed.]

Surprisingly, it’s not Samantha/Kim Cattrall either.

Cattrall was notoriously uninhibited as the promiscuous Samantha and frequently appeared naked. Now divorced, however, even the 51-year-old actress is featured only partly nude in the new film, in a scene showing her fantasising about making love while covered in sushi. [Source]

Jesus.  According to the ancient texts of my religion, post-menopausal vag should be kept far far away from raw meat.  Anyway, of course Carrie/Sarah Jessica Parker isn’t getting naked, so who does that leave?  …Yup, Miranda/Cynthia Nixon.  Orange you excited?  Reportedly the nude scene occurs when Miranda is surprised by a pack of lions while munching on acacia leaves down at the watering hole.    -Thanks to Robo for the tip