After the jump, you can watch David Lynch’s video for the title track off his album Crazy Clown Time, though I don’t know why you’d want to. It’s seven minutes of people literally acting out Lynch’s oh-so-weird lyrics like “And then we poured a beer on Sally.”  There are some boobs too, but all censored with little black bars, as far as I can tell (by which I mean in the two minutes or so I got through). And with this, David Lynch officially crosses that line between actually weird and trying so hard to be weird that I suspect he might actually be super normal. As I watched this, I couldn’t help but imagine him somewhere with his golfing buddies, laughing his ass off at a Jay Leno monolog with his polo shirt buttoned all the way up. “Oh, Dave? Yeah, he loves polo shirts. Polo shirts and Budweiser, that’s our Dave.”

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I miss the days when David Lynch was providing daily updates on the weather and asking twitter about his hat, but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t been keeping busy. If being weird was swimming, the man would be a shark. Just recently he Tweeted:

DAVID_LYNCH:
Dear Twitter Friends, I’m proud to share with you the fact that I finished my lavender shapes over the weekend. How did it go for you all?

DAVID_LYNCH:
Last weekend I told you I was going to work on lavender shapes for long arms. I have a confession to make. I did not finish my work.

But that’s not all. In addition to his lavender shapes for long arms, his long-planned solo album now has a title: ‘Crazy Clown Time.’

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