In this new publicity still from Crank 2, Jason Statham has to wear a shirt, and as you can see, he’s pretty pissed about it.  Oy, wot da fock ees aw dis den? I think he might gnaw it off at any second. We may have to get the vet to put a big cone-shaped thing around his head to keep him from ruining it.

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Clearly Corey Haim’s four-figure gamble has paid off, as he has landed a mullet that would put Billy Ray Cyrus to shame and a movie role just inches away from Amy Smart’s nipple.  You might remember Amy Smart’s nipple from one of my all-time favorite topless scenes in Road Trip.  

Sadly, I don’t think this guy’s use of posters is going to turn out as well.  Poor little kitty.

But it’s nice to see that everything’s coming up Haim.  Even his technologically advanced futuristic virtual website place is getting a redesign.  I hope they don’t mess it up – as anyone who saw it the first time I posted it can attest, it rivaled Bruce Greenwood’s in superior information architecture. 

In related news, I’ve decided it’s perfectly acceptable to bring my laptop in with me while I’m taking a dump, so I guess you could say we’re both doing pretty well.

[Thanks to Robo for the tip - Source] 

I was about to post some sweet pictures of Amy Smart topless on the set of Crank 2 when Lionsgate tore through the internet and everyone started yanking them down left and right – as of this moment you can still see them here or here.

But in case you don’t catch them in time, I’ve included a fun short film called The Babysitter (From David Steinberg, director of the upcoming Shrek spinoff, Puss in Boots) after the jump.  It’s a little long, but it made me smile.  It’s about giving underage girls alcohol to get them into bed, which is both highly illegal and totally sweet.