Someone sent me this music video.  I suffered through it and now I’m sharing my misery with all of you.  It’s like everything bad crammed into one song.  At least watch until the electronic breakdown.

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:

  • Take the 2009 Sex Survey.  Do they have write-in questions?  Why yes, I am masturbating right now. |CollegeHumor|
  • Juan Manuel Marquez drinks his own pee.  No, that’s not an insult, here’s the video.  Damn, I normally have to pay extra for this. |Recall|
  • DC Comics to become DC Entertainment, which sounds like it involves strippers but doesn’t. ;-(  |GeeksofDoom|
  • Penalties for college freshmen. |HolyTaco|
  • Preview of ‘Shank’. |G4|
  • In India, superhero movies tech support YOU.  Wait, I think I’m doing this wrong again. |ScreenJunkies|
  • The wit and wisdom of the Pokemon world champion. |ToplessRobot|
  • You probably haven’t taken enough psychedelics to understand this clip of Charo on the Jerry Lewis Telethon.  ME: What year is this from, like 1985?  UFFORD: 2009.  |WarmingGlow|
  • Movie Life is behind the scenes on a low-budget horror movie something something chicks in bikinis. |Buzzcuts|

[Thanks to Bdarbs for the video, and for pointing out that this is called "crabcore."]