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DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:

  • On that note, 25 animals that think they’re people. [HolyTaco]
  • A new website can detect if you’ve been looking at porn.  I’m guessing a good indicator is that you own a computer. |Asylum|
  • This German guy has one huge arm.  I thought it was Photoshopped at first.  Is it really such a time-saver to only work out one arm?  What a weirdo.  |FListed|
  • 11 celebrities in baby Halloween costumes.  Yeah.  |ScreenJunkies|
  • New Goldeneye game headed to the Wii?  Meanwhile, the new Quantum of Solace game is set to hit Game Gear any day now. |G4|
  • Stephen King is writing a vampire comic.  He’s like Stephenie Meyer with talent, and huge teeth. |ComicsAlliance|
  • It was nice of Alister Overeem to choke out James Thompson instead of knocking him out in the first 10 seconds like everyone else does.  That guy’s had so many concussions his brain must look like moldy cottage cheese. |CageDoctors|
  • Supermodels invade Chicago, which was nice, because usually it’s a total sausage party. |Guyism|
  • Love the Boondock Saints?  Submit your questions for the stars! |DailyFill|