As previously mentioned in our interview with Jack Reacher stunt driver Joey Box, this week’s Comments of the Week winner is getting a signed Blu-ray copy of Jack Reacher. Pretty cool, huh? But who will win?? Read on and find out!

High drama on Florida Friday.Ashley Burns told us the tale of a man who ran from the cops only to get mauled by a gator, leading him to an idea for “Gator Cop.” An idea Chareth Cutestory ran with.

Chareth Cutestory

“Did you really have to maul the Governor’s family, Gator Cop? Internal Affairs is all over my ass!”

“What can I say, Chief? I guess I’m just an… instigator.”

Chareth HAS MORE:

“Good job bringing down that illegal fan boat racing ring, Gator Cop. Turns out you’re quite the… investigator.”

And from Vince’s piece on the Inside Lyewyn Davis trailer MickTravis4Life had a little something to say:

Carey Mulligan is just England’s bizarro Michelle Williams. It’s like if you are into buying the occasional Kit Kat. And then you take a trip to London and you’re all like “I could dig a Kit Kat.” You find a Kit Kat and you’re all “Wtf is this?” It says Kit Kat, but there’s a stripe on the package, and some talking yellow bean with a propellor flying around. That’s Carey Mulligan. An effed up Kit Kat.

Write comments from experience. That’s all we can do.

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After the report on this site about somebody who stole $75,000 worth of sex toys from the set of Pain and Gain, user Stinky Pete wondered:

Do you think Mark Wahlberg got tired of running to the set every time Bay would shout, “Where did that pocket pussy go now?!”

Not if Mark Wahlberg was the one shouting it, Pete. Guys love pocket pussies. Trust me.

And if that hijinks wasn’t enough apparently Jessica Chastain will be starring in the upcoming Zookeeper’s Wife. As Vince clarifies it, the movie is not a sequel to Matt Damon classic, We Bought a Zoo, but a film based on the Warsaw Zoo during WWII. User kazoshay stepped in with some trivia:

I heard the original title to Schindler’s List was We Bought a Jew.

THINK OF THE TIE-IN MERCH!

This week there were a few stories on movies based on comics. The first bit of controversy arose when racists weren’t big on the a potential casting decision of a black man as the Human Torch.

Wilkinsbane: Unless they change character backgrounds, a black human torch means a black invisible woman since they’re brother and sister.

/adjusts glasses, gets hit in head with football

Were you wondering: What the deleted scenes from the Big Wedding were?

Rodney Hardrod: This movie was supposed to be rated-X but all the good parts got chopped out of it: De Niro having sex with a dog, Robin Williams showing off his penis through his priest robes, various orgies (both gay and straight), the old man getting a BJ from his maid by the pool.

Wow! Rodney Hardrod! Do you have any behind the scenes trivia?

Rodney Hardrod: De Niro is known as a huge pervert! He and Robin Williams butt-f**ked while making this movie.

Fascinating. I always wondered what real live movie sets were like.
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This week, the winner’s getting a copy of Happy People: A Year in the Taiga, a documentary from Werner Herzog and Dmitry Vasyukov, and we may even have a prize in store for next week. But more on that later. First, the runners up and stuff.

Last week, Bradley Cooper did what any kind hearted philanthropic movie star actor would do. He visited one of the Boston Marathon bombing victims who lost his legs in the blast. And one of our readers had this to say:

Mustafa Dystrophy: “I know how you feel bro, The A Team didn’t have legs either.”

There is no adult Make-A-Wish Foundation! Who let you in, Bradley Cooper?

And in this site’s expose of Crocodile Dundee’s history of tax evasion user Farthhammer had this to say:

Farthammer: That’s not a tax-evader, (pulls out Wesley Snipes) – THAT’S a tax-evader!

All Paul Hogan has to do is shave with a machete in court and he’s off scot-free.

Apparently there’s a British Batman and somebody had something funny to say:

Moose: In France, the Crêped Crusader appears at the scene of an ongoing crime and then refuses to intervene.

And Finnish Batman likes saunas! (But who doesn’t like a rub down?)

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This week we got to see the child lurking within Vladimir Putin when he was confronted by a topless female protester. This comment comes straight from the FilmDrunk Facebook page.

John Rodriguez: This is midlife crisis James Bond. Too old to work, too pervy to function.

James Bond has seen too many boobs to be so nonplussed. The only thing that can shock James Bond is an artificially gaped butt hole. Mi6 uses tools to torture not to pleasure.

When FilmDrunk isn’t covering unbreast abroad, we sh*t talk James Cameron (in the post about his plans for underwater motion capture). Larry, here, is a pro. Two birds, one stone.

Larry: The fact that the title wasn’t “James Cameron’s Avatar” should make Tyler Perry feel like even more of a dick.

Stinky Pete: His biggest road-block so far is developing less buoyant ping-pong balls.