Clint Howard is looking better

Fresh off his awesome-looking Auschwitz movie, which in turn followed quickly on the heels of his brilliant-looking Darfur movie with a misspelled trailer starring Billy Zane (side note: it’s almost as if he’s not taking much time on these), Uwe Boll is going back to intentional comedy with Blubberella.  It’s about a fat superhero and co-stars Clint Howard, much like my bizarro-world sex fantasies.  Twitch discovered the project in the American Film Market listings:

…by my count at least his third directorial effort of the year along with Bloodrayne: The Third Reich and Auschwitz. This one? Horror comedy Blubberella. The pitch?

The first female fat superhero … She will kick major ass – with her major ass …

All the BLOODRAYNE fans will love that movie!

All the Bloodrayne fans?  Why stop there, why not every dyslexic eskimo in Green Bay?

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I really wanted to save this picture for a relevant news story, but I don’t know when that’s going to happen and I couldn’t bear to keep this from you a second longer.  So yeah, it’s a tattoo of Clint Howard.  I wanted to make a joke about how “It looks like someone really liked ____ “, but you try coming up with a movie people associate with Clint Howard.  He’s not so much a leading man, or even a supporting character actor. More of hideous background mutant. Also, I don’t know this guy, so I can’t confirm whether this is actually a tattoo, or if the mark of the beast just looks a lot like Clint Howard.  I wouldn’t be surprised.

[via UgliestTattoos]

^{So I’m bangin this frozen turkey I’d microwaved, right….}

At a recent press junket to promote Frost/Nixon, a reporter from Maxim (video after the jump) asked Ron Howard about the possibility of an Arrested Development movie. Howard, who was a producer and the narrator on the show, said “I think it’s very promising, we’re just lacking that one thing that we really need, which is a script.”  But he adds that the director is working on it, the cast is ready to go, and the studio is interested.

Elsewhere, Clint Howard was asked about the possibility another slice of pie and bit the waitress’ nose off. She’s currently undergoing an intense regimen of antibiotics and just might pull through.
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