This is the trailer for Mary and Max, which recently opened the Sundance Film Festival and has possibly my favorite line from a trailer since Black Dynamite:

“In America, babies are laid by Catholic nuns.  If you’re an atheist, they’re laid by dirty lonely prostitutes.”

What can I say, I’m a sucker for dirty lonely prostitutes.  The film’s about a lonely 8-year-old in Australian (voiced by Toni Collette) and her pen pal, a fat, 44-year-old Jew with Asperger’s living in New York City.  Believe it or not, that’s Philip Seymour Hoffman doing the voice.  Coincidentally, ass burgers are also what your mother eats.  *word association rimshot*

[via Collider]

This is the trailer for Israeli filmmaker Tatia Rosenthal’s $9.99, which premiered at the Toronto Film Festival and opened in Los Angeles earlier this month.  It looks like your basic indie search-for-the-meaning-of-life film — oh, except the entire thing is shot in insanely realistic-looking claymation.  Looks pretty f’n trippy.  Although not casting Mickey Rourke seems like an almost criminal oversight.

After the jump, I’ve got an awesome zombie claymation short called Chainsaw Maid.  If I need to tell you anything else about this to make you want to watch it, it’s probably not going to work out between us.