I’ve said it
Here’s the transcript:
“As my wife Jean and I watched the GOP debate and went to the website, we were trying to decide which of the candidates would be best to do head-to-head combat with President Obama,” says Norris in the call. “Now, I didn’t say hand-to-hand combat, even though I think they would win there too. Jean and I decided that Newt Gingrich would be the best man to beat President Obama. Under Newt’s leadership, the budget was balanced, taxes were cut, and we began to pay down our national debt. These policies helped create 11 million new jobs. As president, Gingrich will repeal Obamacare, get rid of Obama’s Czars, and use common-sense measures like building the Keystone pipeline to lower the cost of gas to two-and-a-half dollars per gallon.”
I’m sorry to get political since so many of you come here for a respite from that bullshit, but whatever your leanings, I hope we can agree that trying to convince old people that we’re being invaded by Nicholas II-era Bolsheviks because there are policy advisors called “Czars” is an Idiocracy-level, and not-very-Norris, political strategy.
In other Norris-related news, Stallone now says that The Expendables 2 will now be rated R, despite previous rumors to the contrary: