Deadspin recently made an amazing discovery: 310-pound Wisconsin-Milwaukee forward James “Big Lumber” Eayrs bears an uncanny resemblance to Mark “Chubby” Holton from Teen Wolf.  And by “uncanny”, I mean they’re both fat and white and play basketball in black and gold #55 jerseys (the fat guy always has to wear #55).  I imagine there are a lot of guys that look like Chubby in Wisconsin.  Eayrs still has one year left of eligibility, and if movies have taught me anything, all the team needs now is a werewolf with Parkinson’s.  That’s gonna be a fun recruiting trip.