Like probably a lot of people, I feel like I need the occasional good deed to really purify my soul and justify my being an unapologetic jerk most of the rest of the time. And what better time to start feeling good about yourself than Christmas? Here at UPROXX we were trying to figure out a way to do something nice for charity this year, like we normally do around this time, and Guinness just so happened to step in with this matching plan.

Cajun Boy has the rundown over at Uproxx main, but basically, all you have to do is pledge to do a good deed and Guinness will donate $100 to a charity of our choosing. So DO IT. Go over to Uproxx (and then Guinness) and help someone out. It’ll help you feel less bad about flipping someone off while you fight over mall parking later.

It’s a photoshop, but I don’t care. |Reddit|

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A Historian’s Take On Lincoln |Film Drunk|

UPROXX’s 10 Best Albums Of 2012 |UPROXX|

Aaaaaaaand We’ve Found The Most Insane Christmas Commercial Of The Year |Warming Glow|

Amazingly, Lenny Kravitz’s scarf is NOT Photoshopped. |UpscaleHype|

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Super Secret Cover Spoiler: Kate Upton Is Hot |With Leather|

Before Hollywood Ruins Them: 16 Sci-Fi and Supernatural Scripts On The 2012 Black List
|Gamma Squad|

11 Beastie Boys Songs Everyone Should Know |Smoking Section|

Well Done, Packers Fan |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Celebrity sideboob. Need I say more? |theChive|

30 Things We Learned About Kate Upton In 2012 |Buzzfeed|

James Franco Says Lindsay Lohan Keeps Failing At Life Because She Gets Book Deals. Why Not?
|The Superficial|

5 Model Train Sets That Won’t Fit Under the Christmas Tree |Mental Floss|

Megan Fox Is Back To Saying Stupid Things |IDLYITW|

The ‘So You Want To Watch A Holiday Movie’ Flowchart |HuffPost Comedy|

It’s A Very ‘Walking Dead’ Christmas |Screen Junkies|

Quiz: Guess The Real Lifetime Christmas Movies |College Humor|

Weird Goats Compilation |Clip Nation|

Five Most Audience-Loathed Characters of Recent Cinema |Unreality|

Ranking The 20 Best Holiday “SNL” Sketches |Pajiba|

Watch This Pug Hop Up the Stairs on All Fours Like a Wind-up Toy |Hypervocal|

22 Images That Seem To Defy Physics |Smosh|

It’s been a good year for amputation on TV |Fark|

The 30 Most Viral Letters and Notes of 2012 |Brobible|

Home Alone (With A Vengeance) |High Definite|

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Okay, you can all stop making “Jack Reacharound” jokes now. This Photoshop did it better than you were going to anyway. |FunnyorDie|

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Mysterious package addressed to Indiana Jones arrives at U of Chicago |Film Drunk|

Brendan shares one of his earliest memories, and, of course, it involves poop |Frotcast|

Best family Christmas photo ever?
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The Best And Worst Things About The Sci-fi Movies Of 2012 |Gamma Squad|

The Internet’s 15 Best Tributes To ‘Home Alone’ |UPROXX|

‘SNL’ Recap: Martin Short And Paul McCartney |Warming Glow|

Some Iowa Baseball Players Are Being Haunted By A Ghost That Steals Panties |With Leather|

10 Must-Have Liquors For The Holiday Season |Smoking Section|

Danny Amendola Got Grit In Your Eyes |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

I like girls because squishy |theChive|

The 7 Absolute Worst Ads Of 2012 |Buzzfeed|

Amanda Seyfried Threw Anne Hathaway’s Vagina Under The Bus |The Superficial|

12 Letters That Didn’t Make the Alphabet |Mental Floss|

The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite TV Shows Of 2012 |Videogum|

Tom Cruise Is A Giant |IDLYITW|

Gluttonous Puppy Loses Self Control |Clip Nation|

Five Ways Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings are Better than Each Other |Pajiba|

The 10 Greatest Apocalypse Movies |Fark|

The Three Best Megan Fox GIFs of 2012 |Brobible|

Dido Ft. Kendrick Lamar – Let Us Move On |High Definite|

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Anchorman 2 News: Kristen Wiig to play Brick Tamland’s lamp interest |Film Drunk|

Frotcast 129: Matt Louv Talks Award Season, A Concerned Letter From His Mom |Frotcast|

Have we not learned from Treehouse of Horror XI? [via Awesomephilia]

A Brief Tribute To Britta Perry’s Inspirational ‘Me So Christmas’ Song And Dance |UPROXX|

A Very Helpful Guide To Every On-Screen Death On ‘The Walking Dead’ |Warming Glow|

The Nolan Ryan Robin Venture Fight, Now In 8-Bits |With Leather|

Peter Jackson And Warner Respond to ‘The Hobbit’ Barfgate (Plus New Footage) |Gamma Squad|

A Paula Patton Appreciation Post |Smoking Section|

Roger Goodell’s TIME Cover, Fixed |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Some faces just weren’t meant to be swapped |theChive|

In Honor of Her 31st Birthday, The 31 Hottest Pictures of a Young Britney Spears |Ranker|

23 Best Music Videos Of 2012 |Buzzfeed|

Amanda Seyfried’s Eyes Are Up Top, Anne Hathaway |The Superficial|

11 Internet-Related Plots from ’90s TV Shows |Mental Floss|

Tracy Morgan and Jimmy Fallon: ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas |Clip Nation|

25 LOL-Worthy Holiday Photobombs |HuffPost|

Teen Korner: Yo! MTV’s “Millennials” Blog, Dawgs! |Videogum|

Eminem’s daughter continues the family tradition of pointless feuds with pop stars. |Fark|

Taylor Swift Did This At The Grammy Nomination Concert Last Night |IDLYITW|

Important Memo Regarding Fro-Yo Sampling Guidelines |College Humor|

Steve Buscemi’s Worlds Collide With ‘Boardwalk Sobchak’ Meme |Screen Junkies|

10 Random Instances in Which Jon Hamm Attempts to Convince Us He’s Not the Most Handsome Man in the Room |Pajiba|

When Bad Accents Happen to Good Actors |Indiewire|

The Swanson Guide to Holiday Shopping |Unreality|

The 10 Frattiest Colleges in America, According to U.S. News and World Report |Brobible|

How to Bake the Perfect Batch of Cookies |High Definite|

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Merry Christmas, FilmDrunkards.  I know I don’t usually do gay stuff like wishing you happy holidays, but I needed a good excuse to post this picture.  And in the end, isn’t that what the holidays are about — beyond the religious stuff and the commercialism — having a good excuse not to work?  That’s what I was always taught.  So may your Christmases be merry, your Hanukkahs… uh… Jewy… and your stockings full.  Of my balls.

-Vince

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