Welcome To ‘Fat Hollywood’, Deviant ART’s Huge Obsession With Obese Actresses

Written by Ashley Burns / 02.15.13

If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them. That’s why when I fell into a Deviant ART wormhole the other day and ended up browsing through something called “morphs” before taking a strange turn into Fat Hollywood, I just said, “F*ck it” and rolled with it. Pun sort of intended.

I don’t really know how to describe this strange exercise in photoshop other than by pointing at the banner pic of an obese Megan Fox and saying, “That.” Basically, from what I can tell, there are a lot of people out there who appreciate the true beauty of some of Hollywood’s most famous and talented actresses, but they’d prefer them to have a little more meat on their bones.

To each his own is what I say, because life is short and we should enjoy whatever makes us happiest. At least that’s a new philosophy I’m trying to embrace these days. So I gathered some of the morphs and FAToshops (trademark pending) of my favorite gorgeous actresses so that we could all see their beauty from a new, well-rounded perspective.

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Miss Piggy Was The Second Best Thing About The BAFTAs

Written by Ashley Burns / 02.14.12

Yesterday, Vince whisked us away to the land of tea, lifts and driving on the wrong side of the road, with a review of Sunday night’s BAFTAs (AKA The Oscars From Another Mother). As we know, the big winners were The Artist, Meryl Streep and Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Also picking up a huge award, though, was Adam Deacon (above with Mad Men actress Christina Hendricks), who received the Orange Wednesdays Rising Star Award for his performances in films like Kidulthood and Anuvahood. Of the honor, Deacon said:

“It’s not just a win for me, it’s a win for the underdog and it’s a win for any young person with a dream to better themselves.” (Via Movies.ie)

And then he also scored another one for the underdogs when he got himself a heaping eyeful of Hendricks…

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Ryan Gosling’s Drive Has A Trailer

Written by Ashley Burns / 07.22.11

Hey girl, hands at 10 and 2, and no text is worth your life.

We first heard about Ryan Gosling’s action star turn in Drive back in February when Vinnie told us about the casting news for the remake of Logan’s Run. Until now, all we really knew about Drive was that it was a favorite at Cannes (it won for Best Director) and it has our beloved cuddlebug Baby Goose playing a stunt man who moonlights as a getaway driver. Somewhere Jason Statham is angrily doing pull-ups.

Now we have a red band trailer for Drive, and I don’t know if it’s because it’s Friday and I don’t have any court-mandated community service to perform this weekend or what, but I am really digging me some trailers today. Obviously I have a soft spot for Gosling, even though he gets off on shutting down Twitter parody accounts but I’m clearly over that, so it should be expected that I would favor this movie.

But throw in Bryan Cranston, Ron Perlman, Albert Brooks and Christina Hendricks, and not to mention this new angry Goose is ruffling my feathers in all the right places… I mean, GRRRRRRRR LEARN HOW TO CHANGE YOUR OWN OIL YOU PRIUS-DRIVING CRANK SHAFT!

Trailer after the jump, but it requires that you enter a birth date. Normally Baby Goose would tell you to be honest, but Rated R Goose says, “To heck with it.”

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HURT LOCKER SHUT OUT AT ASININE AWARDS SHOW

Written by Vince Mancini / 01.18.10

That The Hurt Locker went home empty handed sort of sums up the joke that is the Golden Globe awards, but I’m going to cover them anyway because Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. woChristinaHendricks Golden Globes 4uld’ve wanted it this way.  Avatar won the big award of the night and you can see part of James Cameron’s acceptance speech above. (With hair provided by meninladywigs.com).

“If you have to go four and a half light years to a made-up planet to appreciate this miracle of a world we have right here, well you know what?  That’s the wonder of cinema right there, that’s the magic.”

“…And I am the head magician!  ABRA CADABRA, MOTHERF*CKERS!” he shouted before taking a dump in a nest of $100 bills and throwing it at a $10,000-a-night prostitute.

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