About a month ago, Chris Klein’s coke-fueled clown dildo of a Mamma Mia audition ended up online. It was pretty embarrassing, but he wisely went with the joke and we forgot about it (hope you’re taking notes, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad). Well that’s all about to change because last night he got popped for a DUI, and his BAC might qualify him for a spot on the drunk celebrity hall of fame.  (That’s right, fame, not shame. Drinking is cool. And if you’re not cool, drinking makes you cool.)

We’re told Klein blew well over a .20 when he was arrested on the 101 Freeway in Los Angeles this morning — his second DUI bust in the last 6 years.  The legal limit in California is .08. 
As we previously reported, Klein wasn’t the only passenger in his car — cops found a dog inside the vehicle.  The dog was later retrieved by a friend of Klein’s. [TMZ]

Holy sh*t, .20+?  That’s pretty wasted.  I mean, not Hassellhoff wasted, but still.  If I’m that wasted and I’m in a car, you can bet I’m probably not driving, I’m probably tied up in the trunk yelling, “TAKE ME TO GET SOME FLAPJACKS, YOU F*GGOTS!”  Anyway, DUIs are all fun and games, but stealing a dog?  That’s f*cked up.  (Though Nic Cage abides).  I can only imagine how embarrassed the dog was when the police had to call his owner from a police station.  He probably sighed real loud and put his paws over his eyes.

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I thought for sure Chris Klein’s infamous Mamma Mia audition was a joke when I first saw it.  But a week later he’s not saying so, and even made this Funny or Die video making fun of it, which would further suggest that the earlier video was in fact real.  All I can say about that is, I want whatever he was snorting.  “Awesome to meet you guys!  Hey, is it just me or is your skin really itchy?  I think I have a splinter, hand me that pocket knife.  HEY! I F*CKING LOVE THIS SONG!”

Anyway, I don’t know if a guy can ever fully recover from that, but if you watch his latest video, you have to admit the guy’s got some comedy chops:

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Rob Delaney, whom you might remember as the Fake Warner Bros guy, is back with a new video, this one a tribute to Chris Klein’s Mamma Mia audition from the other day.  Delaney apparently share’s Klein’s obsession with Mandy Moore.

You know what I did?  I went out in the hall and I sent all the other actresses home.  I said ‘Go away, you ugly trolls, whose mouths make only noises like farts,” because Mandy Moore is the best!  So, uh, you’re welcome.

And that was just a small taste.  There’s more rambling where that came from.  Frankly, it’s impressive work.  He plays coked up and gay so convincingly that Andy Dick decided to get sober.  True story.

Worst. Carolers. Ever.

I missed the boat on this “Chris Klein Auditions for Mamma Mia” video here in favor of the 80s bully supercut, but I need to get it out of the way now or else people will be asking me about it all day.  So here it is.  It’s Chris Klein singing an ABBA song in a supposed audition for a role that eventually went to Dominic Cooper.  I can’t imagine that this is real, but no one seems to have any more information.  It seems incredibly stagey and I can’t imagine why he’d be looking directly into the camera during an audition, but if it is fake (which I’m about 85% sure it is), it’s weird that it’s not on Funny or Die or something.  It’s also not that funny, just kind of weird.  On the off chance that it is real, I can only imagine Tarantino was doing sit ups in the corner with the coke wizard spotting him, waiting for Chris Klein to finish so they could make a flapjacks run.

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Big thanks to RoboPanda aka LudditeAndroid for finding this clip of Chris Klein singing a song about marmosets from Hank and Mike, a movie about Easter bunnies.  Did you read that last sentence?  How the hell have I not seen this yet?  I want this movie inside me.  I’m already calling it the The Wrestler of Easter Bunny movies.  Anyone else thinking what I’m thinking?  That’s right, Easter Bunny party later. Call me ladies.  At Easter Bunny parties, eggs aren’t the only ones getting laid, gnome sayin?
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