(“I’M SO JEALOUS OF THAT GIANT PUMPKIN.”)

This story was barely movie-related to begin with, but I’m sort of bound to correct my facts.  Yesterday we all reported that Miley Cyrus’ 9-year-old sister Noah was helping launch a lingerie line (my post sourced an Australian MSN article).  Now the woman who runs the line says that’s not true, that the “lingerie” is really just ballet clothes.

Annie Dugourd says she’s a “stay at home mom who makes tutu dresses”. She and another mom started Ooh, La La! Couture, the apparel firm named in several reports as the designers behind an upcoming line of lingerie from Miley Cyrus’s nine-year-old sister Noah and her best friend, eight-year-old actress Emily Grace Reaves.

“The story is completely false…it’s a total lie…we don’t make lingerie. It’s been devastating for our little company,” says Dugourd, who has a daughter. “We would never do anything inapppropriate.” She says that Noah and Emily Grace have no plans to make lingerie using another firm. [CNBC]

So there, you jerks.  How dare you sully the good name of this woman who was only trying to use heavily-made-up nine-year-olds carrying clutch purses and little dogs like Paris Hilton and wearing tiny skirts and posing around stripper poles to sell her clothes.  You perverts should really be ashamed.  Looks like you guys have got a lot of growing up to do.

And now, here’s Roman Polanski getting confronted by Chris Hansen on To Catch a Predator, the show for people who get off on pedophiles failing to get off.  As a video mashup, it’s a pretty obvious idea, but the execution is absolutely spot on. [via BigHollywood]

After the jump, fun with Photoshop.

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This picture came to my attention recently, and, well, it pretty much speaks for itself.  Sometimes I wonder if things like this are the result of not enough people having as sick and juvenile a mind as me or of too many people having as sick and juvenile a mind as me.

[via Failblog - Thanks to the Mighty Feklahr for the tip.  He's a wonderful human being.  Er, Klingon.]

Everyone’s favorite wholesome-bots The Jonas Brothers will be getting their own 3-D concert film.  Hooray, now your kids can be even farther removed from anything real!

The movie, to hit theaters in 2009, will feature footage from the group’s upcoming "Burning Up" concert tour, as well as a behind-the-scenes look at the lives of bandmates Kevin, Joe and Nick.

For instance, sometimes they play Sorry backstage, other times Uno.  But one time, they played Chubby Bunny and Nick fit 13 marshmallows in his mouth LOL!

The tour will kick off in Toronto on July 4; in addition, the band can be seen this summer in the Disney Channel original movie "Camp Rock," premiering June 20. The trio has a Disney Channel series, "J.O.N.A.S.!," debuting in the fall, and its next album is scheduled for release in August. [Yahoo]

I’d let my kids watch a Cannibal Corpse video called Satan Gutrapes a Lab Puppy before the Jonas Brothers, but if you’re interested, I managed to dig up some concert footage after the jump.

MMM, drink up, taste and swallow it. Which one of you kids wants a Banana Smoothie? Don’t fight, daddy made enough for everybody.