JARED LETO WHINES ABOUT BEING FAT

Written by Vince Mancini / 03.26.08

Baby Ruth?

Jared Leto’s 60-pound weight gain for Chapter 27 reportedly took a toll on his body and briefly left him wheelchair bound.

"I don’t know if I’ll ever be back to the place I was physically."
But the 36-year-old stands by his decision to gain so much weight – insisting it enabled him to capture the spirit of Chapman, who shot Lennon dead outside his New York apartment in 1980. Leto explains, "It was important to make that transformation because I thought his physical representation of himself was an indication of who he was. And it changed everything about who I was – the way I walked , the way I talked, the way I felt about myself, the way people treated me."  [CinemaBlend]

Leto discussed his transformation on a segment of the Tyra Banks show entitled, “Pretending to be Poor is Hard Work”.  But everyone knows gaining weight for a role is how you gain respect as an actor.  So… how’s that workin out for him? 

This misbegotten psychological portrait eagerly foregrounds Leto’s excess blubber and histrionic blather, delivered like bad improv outside the Dakota building. –Village Voice
Will likely make its own mark on history as the single most relentlessly self-conscious vanity project to ever be conceived. –eFilmCritic
At one point, Chapman confesses that he doesn’t enjoy the movies because they’re "so goddamn phony," and with regard to the superficial, ugly-as-dirt Chapter 27, he’s right on the money.  –Slant Magazine [Via RT]

Ouch – better luck next time. In retrospect, probably shouldn’t have wasted the big weight gain on a movie with Lindsay Lohan in it.  In other news, a New York Daily News review of my penis described it as “Substantial, but not unapproachable.” 

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JARED LETO IS FAT

Written by Vince Mancini / 03.21.08

Chapter 27 is a movie about Mark David Chapman, the guy who shot John Lennon. It stars Jared Leto, overweight and overacting in the lead, alongside Freckletits Lohan.

According to Collider, it’s finally getting a limited release March 28th after being plagued by bad reviews, protests from Lennon fans, and being leaked on the internet more than a year ago.

I think their biggest mistake was giving a lonely stalker like Mark David Chapman a love interest, and then casting Lindsay Lohan.  Everyone knows a guy who was boning Freckletits would never shoot John Lennon – he’d be too busy having crazy sex and getting tested for STDs.  But – hey, look! It’s Judah Friedlander and he’s not wearing a hat with something stupid on it!  Lamest. Schtick. Ever.

Interesting sidenote: The actor who plays John Lennon is a guy named Mark Lindsay Chapman, who was turned down for a part of Lennon in a 1985 Lennon biopic for NBC, because his name was too similar to Lennon’s killer. 

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