Sony obtained the rights to The Smurfs and are planning a live action/animated movie.  That’s one of those movies where actors who need money stand around pretending to interact with creepy CGI characters.  On the set, I imagine a naked PA painted green running around holding a stick with a picture of a smurf or a chipmunk or whatever on it, but I can neither confirm nor deny that that’s how they do it.

"Smurfs" marks SPA’s first hybrid film — a subgenre that proved popular given the success of 20th Century Fox’s "Alvin and the Chipmunks"…
"The Smurfs are one of the best-known franchises, and among the most beloved collection of characters in the world," Columbia co-president Doug Belgrad said. "We’re very excited to introduce a new generation to Papa Smurf, Smurfette and the other smurftastic Smurfs in all of their ‘three-apple-tall’ glory."

Well smurf me in the smurf, this sounds like a smurfing great idea.  I just hope these mothersmurfers don’t make another piece of smurf like Alvin and the Chipmunks. That smurf was creepy.  One of them ate smurf in the trailer!   

"They say you have a monster here," begins the new Beowulf trailer and countless, more interesting pornos.

in case you didn't want to sit through a whole lame trailer just to see some full-frontal CGI nudity action (recommended) you can see the relevant screen cap here.  It appears this motion-capture technology captured a landing strip.  You think they had those back then?  I just assumed they were all rocking the Vanessa Minillo look.  In my opinion, ladies, you either go bare or with a close-cropped patch at least two-fingers width.  Anything in between and it looks like you're trying too hard.  We'd like to pretend its viewership is somewhat exclusive, if you know what I mean.  

This also raises the question, did they put a motion sensor on her pubic hair?  And does she put it on herself, or is someone else responsible for that?  Because, I mean, I'm available.  Movie blogging's just my day job, really. All I've ever wanted was to be a vaginal sensor operator.