Check out more cute animal videos, if that’s your thing, at The Petting Zoo [via Videogum]

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British gravy wrestler takes wrench to the face during sex dispute |Film Drunk|

Behind the Scenes of ‘Jeopardy!’: An Interview With Champion Pat Antle |Warming Glow|

This cat, on the other hand, needs to learn a thing or two [via Picsauce]

The Internet And Project Glass: The Best Fun With Google Glasses One Week Later |UPROXX|

Rock, Not Rap Headlines 2012 Lollapalooza Line-Up |Smoking Section|

Great Moments In Twirting: Tyler Seguin Might Be Dating Playmate Ciara Price |With Leather|

Funny, Sexy, And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week |Gamma Squad|

‘Don’t Stop Believing’ Supercut |TheDailyWhat|

Jon Lovitz Uses Twitter To Get Bullies Expelled From School |Buzzfeed|

In honor of Josh Hutcherson, humiliating first pitches at videogames. |ModernMan|

7 Sites You Should Be Wasting Time On Right Now |HuffPost Comedy|

We Get It, Lana Del Ray. You’re Banging Axl Rose. |TheSuperficial|

Luke Wilson On Gene Hackman And Richie Tenenbaum’s Attempted Suicide |Moviefone|

11 Upstart Religions Rooted in Pop Culture |Mentalfloss|

Burger King’s Bacon Sundae Could Clog Your Arteries With Deliciousness |The FW|

11 Aussie Actors Who Haven’t F**ked It All Up Just Yet |Pajiba|

Twelve TV Props I’d Pay Millions to Own |Unreality|

The Jeep Mighty FC Concept Is Badass and I Must Have It |Brobible|

Ah, F*ck it: 85 Jennifer Love Hewitt GIFs |ScreenJunkies|

Supermodels Without Makeup |NextRound|

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Adam Sandler is remaking Summer School? Well sunglass my dog. |Film Drunk|

Comedy in San Francisco this Saturday. Featuring me! |GlobeTrotting|

Louis C.K. Explains Why He Decided Not To Host The Radio & TV Correspondents Dinner |UPROXX|

Ah-Mah-Zing: The 80 Greatest GIFs from ‘Happy Endings’ |Warming Glow|

Nike Set To Take The Field With New NFL Uniforms, Sideline Apparel |Smoking Section|

The With Leather Photo Tour Of Marlins Park |With Leather|

8 Geeky Pulp Novel Covers By Tony Fleecs |Gamma Squad|

Zooey Deschanel And Her Mom Could Be Twins |Buzzfeed|

19 Cartoon Characters IRL |HuffPost Comedy|

‘Kazaam’: Shaquille O’Neal Explains Why He Did 1996 Genie Movie |Moviefone|

Oh lookie, it’s Lara Flynn B..OMGWTF??? |Fark|

Is science close to curing baldness? |ModernMan|

All Your Favorite TV Ladies Hop Into Bed Together … And Lady Mary’s There Too |Pajiba|

Five Great Performances (Given by Puppets) |Unreality|

The Best Falling Finish to a Track Race Ever |Brobible|

A Pie Chart of Pies |High Definite|

7 Movie Characters Who Snapped |ScreenJunkies|

17 Offbeat Holidays You Can Celebrate in April |Mentalfloss|

Ashton Kutcher Can’t Stop Pissing People Off |TheSuperficial|

A Skip Down Memory Lane With “The Skipper” |Videogum|

‘Rear Window’ Timelapse |TheDailyWhat|

A Breakdown of Vince Neil’s Commercial for His New Las Vegas Strip Club |HolyTaco|

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No No No Cat has already been everywhere, so there’s a good chance you’ve already seen it, but if not, here it is. It never ceases to make me laugh. She’s a talker.

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Conan Was Fantastic Last Night |Warming Glow|

WITH EXCLUSIVE FROM OLIVIA’S BOOK — Olivia Munn says Brett Ratner masturbated to her while eating shrimp |Film Drunk|

‘Women Struggling To Drink Water’ Is The New ‘Women Laughing Alone With Salad’ |UPROXX|

Listen to our latest Frotcast. It’s fun. I promise. |Frotcast — Subscribe|

A Compendium of Cool Comics Cosplay: November 4th |Gamma Squad|

In Case You Were Wondering What Mandy Moore Thought Of UFC On Fox |With Leather|

Bouncing dog really wants to play with baby. |TheDailyWhat|

Taylor Lautner’s Senior Quote |High Definite|

Video of a guy parachuting into Michigan stadium. |DogandPonyshowWebsite|

6 questions about North Dakota’s oil boom. |MentalFloss|

This week in gifs, y’all. |Videogum|

10 Nifty Google Easter Eggs That Will Amuse You |Buzzfeed|

Andrei Arlovski fought a horrible boring fight for 14 minutes and 59 seconds and then kicked a guy in the head. Here’s the good part. |CagePotato|

Everything you ever wanted to know about Bieber’s alleged baby mama. HAHA, ISN’T MENTAL ILLNESS HILARIOUS? |TheSuperficial|

Trivia: Tim Burton wanted Ray Liotta to play Batman, but instead Liotta did some little movie called Goodfellas. |FARK|

Megan Daniels’ bikini is too small. |GorillaMask|

The 8 most awkward childhood moments. |HolyTaco|

6 theater snacks that should’ve died before dippin dots. |ScreenJunkies|

This week’s Comments of the Week Nomination Thread.

NO, CAT! YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG! THAT IS NOT HOW WE SIT ON CHAIRS IN THIS HOUSE! THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE QUIT SCHOOL! |FckYeahDementia|

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Swag, Hashtags, Darius Rucker, And Tight B*tthole: A ‘Workaholics’ Interview. |

This Week in Posters: Twilight, Muppets, and Diagonals Oh My! |Film Drunk|

The 1992 Dream Team In Action (Figures) |Smoking Section|

First Look At Scarlett Johansson As An Alien |Gamma Squad|

‘Walking Dead’ Renewed for Third Season |Warming Glow|

The Best Of The 2011 Tompkins Square Park Dog Parade |With Leather|

The meanings behind six weird album titles. I’m still waiting for a good explanation of “American Pie” |FARK|

Tara Reid’s wedding was fake. I blame all her problems on Carson Daly, chick ruiner. |TheSuperficial|

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The 18 Worst Wide-Release Opening Weekends of 2011 |Moviefone|

Tiffani has an i at the end of her name, big boobs. |GorillaMask|

A twisted take on Donkey Kong. |G4|

The president’s secret New York train station. |MentalFloss|

Cora Skinner’s Salute to Halloween |Brobible|

87 Year-Old Man Arrested with 228 Pounds of Cocaine |The Daily What|

Seven actresses who waited too long for Playboy. |ScreenJunkies|

Censored Zelda Will Make You Laugh Against Your Will |Unreality|

What the Playboy photographer should expect from Lindsay Lohan during her Playboy photoshoot. |HolyTaco|

The Gentlemen’s Rant: Hipsters |NextRound|

By far my absolute favorite part of this waffle house brawl (that’s a gorgeous three-word phrase — possible Seagal title?) is the striped hoodie guy at the 1:49 mark, who doesn’t give a sh*t about the huge fight going on around him:

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"Zee cat, she believes in nuzzling."

Last October, I wrote about a store in New York called The Little Lebowski Shop, dedicated to all things Big Lebowski-related. That’s owner Roy Preston in the picture, in front of the store with his cat, Misha. On Friday, I received a cryptic comment on the post, from someone calling herself “bluehairedcatlady”, saying Misha had disappeared, alleging Roy “hated anyone who was nice to Misha” and that “he thinks he can do whatever he wants to her and no one will care.”

Serious allegations. And it seemed like there might be an interesting story there, so I asked Mr. Preston about it. Let’s just say I think I was right. This was his response:

Dear Vince,

I moved into an apartment that allows pets.  I took Misha home.  The day after I took her to her new pad, one of the women in Misha’s fan club flew into a panic of epic proportions.  This woman liked to bang on the front window of my store at 8:30 AM sharp every morning and then scream at the top of her lungs, “MEISH! COME TO THE WINDOW!”  This was usually followed by five minutes of her telling Misha what an asshole I was for leaving her in the store by herself.  (This woman also famously once told me that she had a psychic connection with Misha.  Believe it or not, Misha told her that living with me made her miserable.)

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