No No No Cat has already been everywhere, so there’s a good chance you’ve already seen it, but if not, here it is. It never ceases to make me laugh. She’s a talker.

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Conan Was Fantastic Last Night |Warming Glow|

WITH EXCLUSIVE FROM OLIVIA’S BOOK — Olivia Munn says Brett Ratner masturbated to her while eating shrimp |Film Drunk|

‘Women Struggling To Drink Water’ Is The New ‘Women Laughing Alone With Salad’ |UPROXX|

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A Compendium of Cool Comics Cosplay: November 4th |Gamma Squad|

In Case You Were Wondering What Mandy Moore Thought Of UFC On Fox |With Leather|

Bouncing dog really wants to play with baby. |TheDailyWhat|

Taylor Lautner’s Senior Quote |High Definite|

Video of a guy parachuting into Michigan stadium. |DogandPonyshowWebsite|

6 questions about North Dakota’s oil boom. |MentalFloss|

This week in gifs, y’all. |Videogum|

10 Nifty Google Easter Eggs That Will Amuse You |Buzzfeed|

Andrei Arlovski fought a horrible boring fight for 14 minutes and 59 seconds and then kicked a guy in the head. Here’s the good part. |CagePotato|

Everything you ever wanted to know about Bieber’s alleged baby mama. HAHA, ISN’T MENTAL ILLNESS HILARIOUS? |TheSuperficial|

Trivia: Tim Burton wanted Ray Liotta to play Batman, but instead Liotta did some little movie called Goodfellas. |FARK|

Megan Daniels’ bikini is too small. |GorillaMask|

The 8 most awkward childhood moments. |HolyTaco|

6 theater snacks that should’ve died before dippin dots. |ScreenJunkies|

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NO, CAT! YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG! THAT IS NOT HOW WE SIT ON CHAIRS IN THIS HOUSE! THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE QUIT SCHOOL! |FckYeahDementia|

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Swag, Hashtags, Darius Rucker, And Tight B*tthole: A ‘Workaholics’ Interview. |UPROXX|

This Week in Posters: Twilight, Muppets, and Diagonals Oh My! |Film Drunk|

The 1992 Dream Team In Action (Figures) |Smoking Section|

First Look At Scarlett Johansson As An Alien |Gamma Squad|

‘Walking Dead’ Renewed for Third Season |Warming Glow|

The Best Of The 2011 Tompkins Square Park Dog Parade |With Leather|

The meanings behind six weird album titles. I’m still waiting for a good explanation of “American Pie” |FARK|

Tara Reid’s wedding was fake. I blame all her problems on Carson Daly, chick ruiner. |TheSuperficial|

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The 18 Worst Wide-Release Opening Weekends of 2011 |Moviefone|

Tiffani has an i at the end of her name, big boobs. |GorillaMask|

A twisted take on Donkey Kong. |G4|

The president’s secret New York train station. |MentalFloss|

Cora Skinner’s Salute to Halloween |Brobible|

87 Year-Old Man Arrested with 228 Pounds of Cocaine |The Daily What|

Seven actresses who waited too long for Playboy. |ScreenJunkies|

Censored Zelda Will Make You Laugh Against Your Will |Unreality|

What the Playboy photographer should expect from Lindsay Lohan during her Playboy photoshoot. |HolyTaco|

The Gentlemen’s Rant: Hipsters |NextRound|

By far my absolute favorite part of this waffle house brawl (that’s a gorgeous three-word phrase — possible Seagal title?) is the striped hoodie guy at the 1:49 mark, who doesn’t give a sh*t about the huge fight going on around him:

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"Zee cat, she believes in nuzzling."

Last October, I wrote about a store in New York called The Little Lebowski Shop, dedicated to all things Big Lebowski-related. That’s owner Roy Preston in the picture, in front of the store with his cat, Misha. On Friday, I received a cryptic comment on the post, from someone calling herself “bluehairedcatlady”, saying Misha had disappeared, alleging Roy “hated anyone who was nice to Misha” and that “he thinks he can do whatever he wants to her and no one will care.”

Serious allegations. And it seemed like there might be an interesting story there, so I asked Mr. Preston about it. Let’s just say I think I was right. This was his response:

Dear Vince,

I moved into an apartment that allows pets.  I took Misha home.  The day after I took her to her new pad, one of the women in Misha’s fan club flew into a panic of epic proportions.  This woman liked to bang on the front window of my store at 8:30 AM sharp every morning and then scream at the top of her lungs, “MEISH! COME TO THE WINDOW!”  This was usually followed by five minutes of her telling Misha what an asshole I was for leaving her in the store by herself.  (This woman also famously once told me that she had a psychic connection with Misha.  Believe it or not, Misha told her that living with me made her miserable.)

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I can’t tell if Super Box Cat has one eye or is just winking. I’d like to think one eye. And it got shot out by zee Germans. |via Cordelian|

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Yup, That’s A Burn: The Very Best Jokes From Comedy Central’s Celebrity Roasts |UPROXX|

This week’s Frotcast will melt your brain and bite your dick off. |Frotcast|

Best and Worst of the 2011 Emmys. (Worst: It’s still the Emmys). |Warming Glow|

Get Your Very Own Ol’ Dirty Bastard Food Stamp Card |Smoking Section|

Kenny Powers is Darth Vader |Gamma Squad|

“Suck For Luck” NFL Power Rankings: Week 2 |With Leather|

Lindsay Lohan did some drugs and made out with some dudes. |TheSuperficial|

Here’s a big ol’ gallery of famous people at the Emmys. |Videogum|

8 strange sea creatures. |MentalFloss|

Chelsea Brooke is a forlorn-looking, scantily-clad lass. |GorillaMask|

The dude who created Ziggy died. |TheDailyWhat|

10 Things Apple Is Worth More Than |Buzzfeed|

The 10 Least Promising Shows for Fall |AOL TV|

7 Reality stars we wish would get kidnapped. |ScreenJunkies|

World’s largest sperm bank no longer accepting sperm from redheads. Though your mom still is. |HolyTaco|

9 Best Web Contents of the Week |Adult Swim|

The 28 Most Dominating Emmy Winners of All Time |Pajiba|

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The back story on this is that the white cat is a total nerd. You’re stewed, butt wad! |Reddit|

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The 15 Most Absurd Lyrics from Lil Wayne’s Tha Carter IV |Smoking Section|

This Week in Movie Posters: Sean Astin Is Doin Great |Film Drunk|

Costco Sells 14 Pounds of Guy Fieri’s Meet |Warming Glow|

That $25 Computer Can Run Quake III |Gamma Squad|

Iron Maiden Frontman Flying People Stranded by Irene Out of NYC |UPROXX|

PICTURED: Marilyn Manson’s girlfriend has a cool mask and a neat dress! |DListed|

The Terrific Adventures of White Sammy Sosa |With Leather|

Julianne Hough’s leaked pictures are as boring as a slender, young blonde in a bikini could be. |TheSuperficial|

Nancy Grace will be on Dancing with the Stars, though I’d rather see her dance with cars. |Videogum|

Man uses human slingshot to shoot himself into a lake. |TheDailyWhat|

Candace Marie uses soap to create a mostly see-through bikini. |GorillaMask|

The personal items six famous dictators left behind. |MentalFloss|

5 types of weirdos you meet at burning man. |HolyTaco|

Tips for surviving the great porn shutdown of 2011. |ScreenJunkies|

The 12 Most Annoying Types of College Students |Buzzfeed|

Great Bands That Overcame Crappy Debut Albums |FARK|

Hey! It’ that Woman from that Show! You Know the One. Her. Yeah! Her! |Pajiba|

Meet the Girl Who Only Cosplays Zelda Characters |Pajiba|

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