It still has that vintage Connery sex smell.

As a huge James Bond fanboy – we call ourselves Bondage Enthusiasts – I thoroughly enjoyed Skyfall for a number of reasons, from Javier Bardem’s insane genius villain to Judi Dench’s hot ass. But there was one particular little nugget of Bondage that jumped out at me during the intense standoff at Skyfall in the film’s final act, and that was the vintage Aston Martin DB5 that Daniel Craig’s Bond used in his trap for Bardem’s gang of killers. That car is simply one of the most iconic vehicles in movie history, and now I could actually own it!

So someone needs to give me $5 million, please.

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Bobby Hacker are the YouTube stars responsible for Cars aka Get Out Your F-cking Checkbook, possibly the best internet video ever made.  They recently did this promo for Underworld 3: Rise of the Lycans.  It’s an amazingly accurate representation of the way I feel about half the stupid movies I have to report on.  I won’t ruin the surprise, but let’s just say it’s like a more inspired version of the dismissive wank motion. And is set to “Yackety Sax.”  *sigh*  Everything should be set to Yackety Sax.

UPDATE: A commenter says the song is actually Yackety Yak, not Yackety Sax. Is he right? Possibly. At this point, all we know for certain is that Yackety would be a good name for a Yak.