New Line has released a slew of new images from the Sex and the City movie – you can see the full shots here, but I think it’s much funnier to crop and enlarge random extras out of context, as I’ve done below. Enjoy. 

Update: I thought this comment from Stone Soup deserved to be shared.
CARRIE: "Samantha, where did you get that paddle?"
SAMANTHA: "I always carry one with me."
CARRIE: "But you don’t have a purse."
SAMANTHA, suddenly holding a canteen full of vodka: "I know."  *smiles*

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“If you’ve been missing nights on the couch eating chocolate, waiting for the latest update in Carrie’s love life, Samantha’s most recent sexual exploits and all the lurid details over Sunday brunch, have we got dish for you. The gals from ‘Sex and the City’ are making the move to the big screen — finally.” 

I can’t tell if that was written by a fan or a critic.  What was that, three food references in one sentence?  “Hey, lardass, wanna live vicariously through people not nearly as boring and repulsive as you?  Come see the the Sex and the City movie – quick, before they get menopausal!”

Anyway, it’s nice to see marketers treating women like they’re as stupid as they treat me for liking something like Rambo or The Ultimate Fighter.  Chocolate! Relationships! Shoes!  I also like how "Big" was a total prick the entire show but still comes off smelling like a rose.  I think it’s the giant eyebrows.  Giant black eyebrows give people the impression that you care. Especially if you’re rich.

In case you were worried Sarah Jessica Parker* would stray from her roots and start doing movies about cage fighting or giant robots, fear not, because after Sex and the City, she’s starring in… another chick flick.

Late Bloomer’s Revolution, adapted from Amy Cohen’s memoir of the same name, will be produced by HBO Films, star Parker, and be directed by Gilmore Girls creator Amy Sherman-Palladino.  Dear God, Sarah Jessica Parker… HBO Films… Hypenated names… THE GILMORE GIRLS!!  (gasp) My coffee just turned into chamomile tea! WITH SOY MILK!! AARRGGGHHH!!!

Sherman-Palladino will adapt the novel, about a single woman who, after the death of her mother, develops a bond with her father as they both try to get on with their lives in the dating world.

Run for your lives!  The survival of the species depends on it!  [movieweb]

*who was recently named Maxim’s Unsexiest Woman Alive. Maxim, still classier than ranch dressing.