Four new Watchmen magazine covers have hit the web, including Jeffrey Dean Morgan as The Comedian, Malin Akerman as Silk Spectre, Billy Crudup as Dr. Manhattan, and some creepy ginger as Rorschach. 

A film adaptation of the graphic novel has been in development hell since the mid-80s, but the Zack Snyder version is finally hitting the big screen March 6th.  Provided they get that lawsuit out of the way, that is.  Nerd boners crossed.

Why do they call the guy with the cigar The Comedian, anyway?  Does he tap the ash and say "Ha ch-cha cha cha"?  And what the hell’s holding that mask on?  Maybe one side is sticky.

[Picture source: ComingSoon] 

Carla Gugino recently discussed her role as Sally Jupiter in the upcoming Watchmen movie, which apparently will also involve a "brutal rape scene."

“It was really brutal. It was brutal to shoot,” Gugino said of the scene, in which the Comedian (played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan) attacks an young Sally Jupiter, who only manages to avoid getting raped by the timely intervention of fellow mask Hooded Justice. “That was one of the things [director] Zack [Snyder] said to me from the start: ‘I really want this to be incredibly brutal. It’s not a turn-on kind of story. It’s bad.’ It’s important that we did that. I think hopefully it will be really powerful.”[MTV]

Wait, so I’m not supposed to be turned on?  *Looks at boner in the eye, shrugs sadly*

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not condoning rape or anything, it’s just that sometimes you see a pretty girl and you think… What if?  Like, what if she didn’t have a choice?  …What?  Why are you all looking at me like that?  *looks back at boner*  This is all your fault!  *jumps out window*

Normally when I hear news like "Carla Gugino has been cast in Righteous Kill" I think to myself "Who cares?"  But then sometimes I follow that up with, "Hey, I wonder if she's gotten naked in anything?"  Luckily for you, the answer is yes.

Most of the pics are NWS, if your boss is a cockblocking pussy. 

UPDATE:  Holy crap, I didn't realize that this is the chick from Son in Law.  Pauly Shore: comedic genius. 

UNSEXY UPDATE: I had to remove some of my naked pictures, but if you want to see them, I find that a Google Image Search for "Carla Gugino Sin City" with safesearch turned off works pretty well.