If I ordered eggs and one of them hatched a puppy, it would be the happiest brunch ever!  Alternate caption: The goose that laid the golden retriever. via

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:

  • Our own Mighty Fek’lhr reviews Rob Zombie’s The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, which he’s way more qualified to do than me.  By which I mean he likes that stuff. |DirtyHairy|
  • Bad driving is genetic, especially if you’re Asian.  Okay I added that last part but tell me it isn’t true. |Asylum|
  • Here’s news on the Dune remake I’ve been desperately trying not to cover. |Pajiba|
  • Cartman singing Lady Gaga.  Is it wrong that the name alone makes me hate her? |Gunaxin|
  • Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony. |G4|
  • Sexy Halloween Costumes, aka What the Whores Wear. |HolyTaco|
  • People like this girl with the WTWTA shirt because her breasts are large. |FListed|
  • 7 Monster boyfriends better than vampires. |Atom|
  • Vaginal Hubris, the music video.

And finally, here’s the A-Team last supper:

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