The one good thing about psychotic fundementalist Christians is that they make hilariously terrible movies for each other. Below, you can watch the trailer for C Me Dance (“A dance that shines through darkness”), which, as you can imagine, is basically Step Up 2 the Streets for people who love fetuses. Just like in Hollywood, the protagonist has to win the dance competition to pay for a relative’s operation. Only this time it’s not greedy developers she has to contend with, it’s… SATAN! Oh hey, and did I mention there’s a random split-second shot of Jesus being nailed to the cross spliced in there? Because of course there is. Fundie movies without Jesus being nailed to the cross are like french fries without salt.

