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This week on the Frotcast, we bring back Lindy West (you MUST read her review of The Beaver, it is amazing) who went to a Charlie Sheen show Tuesday night, which she tells us all about.  Before that, we talk about the Geek Girl kerfuffle for a mercifully brief period, discuss the World Bukkake Tour, I tell Brendan about fecal transplants and he loses his mind.  The final 15 minutes of the Frotcast are my interview with the director of The Troll Hunter, Andre Øvredal.  Enjoy. (Fecal Transplants and the World Bukkake Tour is the name of my indie band).

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This is probably the best press release I’ve ever read.

Sabrina Deep Kicks Off World Bukkake Tour

LOS ANGELES — Gangbang star Sabrina Deep is set to embark on her 2011 World Bukkake tour.

The tour marks the fourth year of the event and kicks off in Dueren, Germany on May 30.

“I have been waiting for this moment with great anticipation. Traveling the world and getting intimate with my fans is an everlasting orgasm and I believe that this year will be the best tour to date,” Deep said.

Nearly two dozen cities around the globe will play host to the tour in coming months including London, Barcelona, Paris, Berlin, Vancouver, Los Angeles, New York and others.

Deep will be joined by fellow star Gina Blonde who is already slated to appear at the Dueren event and plans to make regular appearances on the tour. Deep said if all goes as planned, some other big name stars will also be joining the tour for some special events.

The star has also issued a friendly rematch challenge to adult film star Bree Olson and to the “lady of the lake” of porn Ava Devine.

Deep explained that last November the three adult stars appeared on the “Howard Stern Show” to compete for the title of “World’s Biggest Whore” where Olson was named the winner.

“Bree and Ava are amazing performers and beautiful women. We had a lot of fun in Howard’s studio together, and since we were there to talk about how hot we are to do our fans, I want to invite both Bree and Ava to come to a World Bukkake Tour stop and get a piece of the action sharing the fans with me,” Deep said.

Deep is publicly asking her colleagues to “call her and make it happen.”

The 2011 World Bukkake Tour stops include Dueren, Germany on May 30, Prague on June 4, Paris on June 25, London on June 26 and Oct. 9, Barcelona on July 9,  Phoenix on July 23, New York on July 30 and Oct. 16, Toronto on Aug. 20, 21, Vancouver on Aug. 27, Berlin on Sept. 20, Los Angeles on Oct. 1, Miami on Oct. 8, Dallas on Oct. 14, Manchester, England on Oct. 28, Budapest on Nov. 12 and Rome on Nov. 19. [XBiz via Fark]

Did they make commemorative hats?  I hope they made commemorative hats.

[banner pic via Kitten.cat. Yep, that's a real site.]

In the new trailer for 2012 (the world is ending, just like the Mayans predicted!  With asteroids!  …Uh, or floods!  Wait, no, fire!  Ooh! Ooh! And tidal waves!) director Roland Emmerich blows up:

• The Capitol building
• The Washington Monument
• The Sistine Chapel
• The USS John Kennedy
• The… Lincoln Memorial?
• That big Jesus statue in Brazil (Cristo Redentor?)
• A Winnebago
• The Eiffel Tower?
• An entire train
• Air Force One

I heard Michael Bay and Stephen Sommers watched this together and started making out halfway through.

SOMMERS: Ah wish ah could quit you.
BAY: (*explosion sound*)*

I also enjoy how every “event-sized” movie has to have a building explode onto the camera during the trailer. It’s like CGI bukkake.
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After the jump I’ve got video of Carmen Electra putting clothes on (sort of) just long enough to introduce a new clip from Disaster Movie, in which she wrestles Kim Kardashian and does other stuff that hilariously references pop culture.  Now, I know that when you’re a 36-year-old former Playmate with little acting experience, you’re probably not getting offered the best roles.   You probably want to cash in in the next few years while people still care about seeing you naked.  But Carmen, being in a Seltzer-Friedberg joint is just embarrassing.  It’s degrading, it’s harmful to your career, and in the end, probably doesn’t make you that much money. 

I have a much better idea: we get you, me, a video camera, and 10 midgets to come on your face while I film it.  We’ll call it Carmen Electra’s Midget Bukakke Boogaloo and sell DVDs on late night television between Girls Gone Wild spots.  We’ll split the profits 70-30 (after all, my reputation is on the line here). I’m telling you babe, this is your retirement plan.