(It’s just not the same without Yakety Sax)
2012 is already looking like the front runner for winter’s best comedy, and here’s a subway ad for it in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. (I hear the tunnels are where Blanka from Street Fighter hides). Anyway, pretty cool. It’s funny, Roland Emmerich didn’t blow up any Muslim landmarks in his movie because he was worried about them getting mad, yet he blew off the famous Brazilian Jesus’ arms in the trailer and they let him put a giant subway ad there. Gosh, I can’t imagine there’s any correlation between the number of hot, scantily clad women that live in a place and the number of touchy, pissed off a-holes there.
[via SciFiSquad]
This is the trailer for From Beginning to End, an upcoming Brazilian film that deals with “the unconditional love between two brothers, which ends up leading to incest.” Hmm, I was under the impression that that wasn’t how unconditional love worked. And I know you’re probably thinking that wanting to F your brother is creepy and gross, but in fairness, your brother was probably never a hot Brazilian dude. Let he who’s never had a hot Brazilian dude for a brother cast the first stone - it’s in the bible. In fact, I think this is the Brazilian version of Cain and Abel. Brazilians are very passionate, you see.
[via ONTD]
According to Popular Mechanics, the top 5 causes of my boners are:
1. Stiff Breezes
2. Anne Hathaway (NWS)
3. The Elephant Throwing Scene in The Protector
4. Over-the-top, Hyper-Realistic Movie Violence
5. Anything That Reminds Me of City of God
This documentary about Sao Paulo obviously falls into the fifth category. Brazil just seems like an awesome place - gritty beach towns where everyone wears Hawaiian shirts and carries a gun, and goes to sexy parties with girls in bikinis with well-manicured pubic hair. Much better than Bakersfield, anyway. Man, that place sucks.
UPDATE: Turns out people with limited English and Photoshop skills love Anne Hathaway as much as I do.
