What if the Inception BRAAAAAHM had its own sitcom?

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As they’ve done so many times before with Avatar, Indiana Jones 4, Michael Bay, M. Night Shyamalan, etc., last night, South Park park did an Inception parody.  They had a a sheep make the epic foghorn of meta-ness (*BRAAAAAAHM*) sound.  I have nothing to add to this.  I just thought you guys should know.

This picture makes me happy.

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My favorite part of Inception was watching the dumb blonde soccer moms sitting in front of me roam the lobby afterward asking every theater employee they could find if the entire movie had been Cobb’s dream.  As if the guy holding a puke mop making eight dollars an hour owed them his interpretation of a piece of art.  There’s nothing worse to me than being stuck in a conversation with someone who insists on telling you why the suitcase in Pulp Fiction actually contained Marcellus Wallace’s soul.  HE DIDN’T SHOW IT TO YOU BECAUSE IT WAS MORE FUN TO LEAVE IT UP TO YOUR IMAGINATION, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN DESTROY THIS BEAN DIP.

That said, if there’s any person whose interpretation I will listen to, it’s Michael Caine. That guy once explained blinking to me and it changed my whole perspective on sh*t.  Now, obviously this explanation will include “spoilers”, so put on your big boy pants and join me after the jump.

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