Sacha Baron Cohen has signed on to star in Borat writer Dan Mazer’s film about the Eurovision song contest, which he’s been developing since 2007. The Eurovision song contest is basically like Miss Universe meets American Idol meets Sprockets, where groups representing European countries compete with comically overproduced song and dance numbers. Past winners include Abba, and a Finnish goth band who dress like orcs (video after the jump).
Sacha Baron Cohen has signed on to join “Eurovision: The Movie,” in which he will portray a singer who enters the competition. A source said: “Mazer and Cohen thought it would be better if Sacha dreamt up another character, and the scope for another oddball creation is huge.”
The new movie is expected to be another fake documentary in the style of “Bruno” and “Borat.” The script has already been written and the film is expected to appear in theaters by 2011. [WorstPreviews]
Well the source material is certainly rife. Or is it ripe? Probably both. Anyway, the only problem I see is that most of the Eurovision entries are already so ridiculous that it’s almost impossible to do a parody version funnier than the original. Nonetheless, it’s hard to predict how Cohen’s entry will fare - tentatively titled Two Dudes Having Sex with the Holocaust.
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Bruno, Sacha Baron Cohen’s follow up to Borat, has received an NC-17 rating in its first submission to the MPAA, the shadowy cabal with the power to basically torpedo your movie if they want, since most theaters won’t show an NC-17 film. In this case, however, since Bruno comes from a major studio (Universal), it will just get re-cut a few more times until they can get an R.
Among the objectionable scenes is one in which Bruno appears to have anal sex with a man on camera. In another, the actor goes on a hunting trip and sneaks naked into the tent of one of the fellow hunters, an unsuspecting non-actor.
Cohen is currently appealing the decision while simultaneously struggling with cutting the film to suit the ratings board. But the ratings board, a secret panel of parents appointed by the studio-owned movie association, is notoriously inexact about what it requires to move from an NC-17 to an R.
Audiences saw 20 minutes of Cohen’s latest foray into high-wire comedy at the South by SouthWest festival this month.
In one scene showed at the festival, Bruno auditioned children for a subversive movie with a number of offensive acts. Clueless stage moms agreed to the increasingly absurd requirements set forth by the actor, including one woman admitting that her infant daughter could lose seven pounds in a week to fit the part.
Finally, Bruno told her about the scene, in which the child had to dress as a Nazi pushing someone into an oven. [thewrap via theplaylist]
I’m so glad that there’s a group of unemployed moms in Burbank with the power to determine what kind of movie I get to see. Without them we’d probably all be lining up for Air Bud 7: Doggy Shoots a Snuff Film. Admit it, you’d buy a ticket.
Subjoke: Simulated anal sex and holocaust references? Sounds like the time I went speed dating.
As reported by, uh, fashionweekdaily (is that an oxymoron?), the release of the Bruno movie, Sacha Baron Cohen’s follow up to Borat - which people are still referring to as Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt even though I guarangoddamntee you that isn’t the title - has been pushed back, from May to July.
No reason was given for the delay, but you have to wonder if it had anything to do with everyone knowing who he is by now. Like in the video above from his runway crash in Milan. It’s less than 10 seconds before people start yelling “Sacha!” I loved Borat, but I don’t know how funny Bruno will be when he has to shoot half of it with the cast of the Whopper Virgins commercials.
I know I’m ruining this movie for you but this is my job and I’ve got vices to support. Anyway, The Sun recently revealed (if you believe The Sun at all) two characters from the Bruno movie, Sacha Cohen’s follow-up to Borat. The first is an African orphan named David, who Bruno and his boyfriend Diesel adopt in order to parade him around “the chic fashion capitals of the world.” The second is a black model who calls himself Jesus and walks around in loincloth and crown of thorns.
“The characters were created deliberately to wind certain sections of society up and Jesus is one of them.
Test audiences in the US have seen an early edit and the more religious members at the screenings failed to see the funny side.
“It won’t be the first time Sacha has landed himself in hot water. The water might be a little hotter this time round though. Religion isn’t always the best place to poke fun.” [Sun]
What is the best place to poke fun? The vagina. Anyway, I don’t see what the big deal about a black Jesus is. I know about 50 Mexican ones. Besides, Jesus was born in the Middle East, meaning that although he probably didn’t look like Dikembe Mutumbo, he probably didn’t look like Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall, either. I also read somewhere that he would’ve been born in New Jersey but they couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. Not sure if that’s true.
As Yahoo and others are reporting, Sacha Baron Cohen went “undercover” as Bruno to a Prop 8 (that’s the one that would ban gay marriage) rally in California. …Except he’s clearly not dressed as Bruno and appears to be marching with the “Yes on 8″ group. Better luck next time, Yahoo. Mainstream journalism 0, having eyeballs 1.
Cohen, in disguise in a blond wig and preppy outfit, marched with demonstrators who support Proposition 8 while being trailed by cameras in a rally across from City Hall. When photographers and reporters realized who he was and tried to approach the star, members of his film crew tried to shield him, and he was eventually whisked away in a van.
The more likely scenario is that Cohen was dressed as his new character, Straight Dave. Finishing this movie is going to be hard now that everyone knows who is and the media reports it every time he shows up somewhere.
Long story short, you should vote no on proposition 8 because otherwise, as the commercial below illustrates, Mormons will come to your house and rummage through your panty drawer.
