Birdemic:Shock and Terror is currently touring theaters across the country with screenings hosted by Tim and Eric in support of the release, and Bobby Hacker just sent over the latest trailer.  I thought about waiting until Monday to post it like I normally would, but then I thought, would the dude who invented the polio vaccine have let all those cripple kids just keep limping around until it was convenient for him?  Of course not.  Dude would’ve rolled in on a throne carried by naked sluts and started healing kids with his pimp cane like Jesus.   And that’s what this Birdemic trailer is like.  After you watch it, you’ll never be the same.  It’ll be as if you lived your entire life prior to this moment with polio, and now you can walk.  Nay, fly.  On the wings of a killer bird.

This trailer just melted my face off and skull effed the puddle.

Bobby Hacker wants Conan to blow up his car and needs your help.  Do it for Chad Farthouse. |TonightShow|

Daily Circle Jerk Links:

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• Inglourious Basterds: The Heeb review. |Heeb|
• This guy rewrote Emilio Estevez’ Breakfast Club monologue so that it’s mostly about hair.  |YouTube|
• Funny signs, a gallery. |HolyTaco|
• The 10 hottest female grifters in cinema.  What?  No inclusion for that chick from Fast and Furious: Tokyo Grift?  Shut up, I know where the corner is. |ScreenJunkies|
• Condescending army commercial.  |CollegeHumor|
• Triumphs in assvertising.  Yes, assvertising. |NextRound|

Bobby Hacker (whom you may remember from Cars/Fun Town Auto) is back with a new video.  I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but if you don’t laugh at the 54-second mark, I’m not sure we can be friends.  Let’s just say it’s toilet related.  I hate when people say “toilet humor” as if it’s somehow worse or easier than any other kind of humor.  Oh sorry, professor, I wasn’t aware that you never take dumps.  Here’s a thought experiment: you’re in a remote jungle in Papua New Guinea and the natives are going to eat you unless you make them laugh.  Do you A. light a fart, or B. impress them with a riff about the immigration system?  That’s what I thought, a-hole.  Your toilet’s pregnant.

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Bobby Hacker are the YouTube stars responsible for Cars aka Get Out Your F-cking Checkbook, possibly the best internet video ever made.  They recently did this promo for Underworld 3: Rise of the Lycans.  It’s an amazingly accurate representation of the way I feel about half the stupid movies I have to report on.  I won’t ruin the surprise, but let’s just say it’s like a more inspired version of the dismissive wank motion. And is set to “Yackety Sax.”  *sigh*  Everything should be set to Yackety Sax.

UPDATE: A commenter says the song is actually Yackety Yak, not Yackety Sax. Is he right? Possibly. At this point, all we know for certain is that Yackety would be a good name for a Yak.