I don’t know how the world hadn’t found out about this before now, but Role Models star Bobb’e J. Thompson made a rap video about how he wants to turn Jewish so he can have a bar mitsvah (a Bro Mitsvah) and get money instead of crappy gifts.  At one point he rhymes “Kimbo Slice” with “Shirley Temple – no ice.”  Simply brilliant.  But it’s silly for a black kid who’s barely 13 to be talking about being jealous of Jews.  Kid, look at yourself.  Black guys get to be funny at age 10 or 11.  We white people and Jews have to wait until we’re at least 23 or 24.  Before that we mostly just make people uncomfortable.

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Even though he’s not actually in it, McLovin introduces this new clip from Role Models (trailer, opens 11-7), in which Sean Stifler Scott and Bobb’e [his parents despise the letter I] Thompson discuss the merits of “boobies”.  I’ve heard this is a pretty funny movie, but I think calling tits boobies past the age of three should be frowned upon… with fists.  Also, sure this kid is cute and funny now, but that means it’s gonna be that much sadder when OD’s on heroin in ten years.  I’m telling you, friends don’t let friends raise child actors.

[via ScreenJunkies]