I thought we needed a nice palate cleanser after all that Will-Smith’s-son-makes-more-in-a-weekend-than-you’ll-make-your-entire-life news this morning, and Black 20 has come through yet again with another fine mashup, “Jackie Chan Hates Karate Kids.”  It’s basically a literal interpretation of my decree from last week, “Karate Kid would be better if it was just Jackie Chan beating up kids for two hours.”  Yeah, that’s right, I called something I wrote a decree.  I chiseled it onto a stone tablet while I was on the sh*tter.  Anyway, point is, it’s fun to watch kids getting beat up, because kids are obnoxious and lack upper-body strength, like women.

[via IGN]

After the jump, I’ve got the latest video from Black20, Gaga in Wonderland.  It might not be as good their work on, say, their indescribable New Moon mash up, but it’s still Black20, and those sons a bitches do a fine mash-up.  It’s also better than the actual Alice in Wonderland movie.  Did you guys see that?  When I saw Johnny Depp’s weird little dance at the end, for a second I thought I was watching a Dreamworks cartoon, or Kangaroo Jack.  Ruined my whole weekend. Meanwhile, in YouTube comments:

snowflake387 says: lol wut? is this real or just a f-cking joke?

Tsmith490 says:
Real? Or Fake?
or lemme =3 This
Fake? Or Gay?

Lol.

*strokes chin* lol wut, indeed, lol wut indeed. *puffs pipe*
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When Black20 makes a video, I pretty much drop everything and post it.  That’s why my anal beads are all covered in cat fur ;-(   Anyway, this one’s called Avatar Wars, and it’s about the war between real action heroes like Bruce Willis in Die Hard and Arnold in Commando; and CGI characters like the blue cat monkeys in Avatar and Jar Jar Binks.  And it uses Papyrus font, because James Cameron loves Papyrus font.  That’s right, he spent five hundred million dollars on a movie and for his subtitles he chose the font that grade school kids use for their Declaration of Independence dioramas. It looks so old and exotic!

[via ToplessRobot, /Film]

I’ve gotten 10 or 11 Twilight New Moon-related parody videos in the last 12 hours, so if you sent me one, I’m sorry, it was probably really funny, but I’m swamped like your mom’s crotch.  This one, however, really stood out from the pack.  It comes from Black20 and it’s just a series of well-executed editing tricks, plus some gross-out gags, like blood vomiting and Skeet Ulrich Stephen Dorff (*shudder*).  Just watch it. +10 for sneaking in a Lost Boys clip.

Ahh, good ‘ol Black20.  No one else could take an idea so simple as a Transformers/Terminator mashup and execute it this well.

“They used to just shoot at us.  But now they turn into sweet cars.  They’re taking human prisoners.  Replicating human tissue.  And worst of all: eating all of our sand.”

Anyway, funny stuff.  I don’t really have anything to add, so instead I’m just going to add a bunch of pictures of Megan Fox.  Durrr, look at me, I work for Esquire!

[via IGN]