I know I’m ruining this movie for you but this is my job and I’ve got vices to support.  Anyway, The Sun recently revealed (if you believe The Sun at all) two characters from the Bruno movie, Sacha Cohen’s follow-up to Borat.  The first is an African orphan named David, who Bruno and his boyfriend Diesel adopt in order to parade him around “the chic fashion capitals of the world.”  The second is a black model who calls himself Jesus and walks around in loincloth and crown of thorns.

“The characters were created deliberately to wind certain sections of society up and Jesus is one of them.
Test audiences in the US have seen an early edit and the more religious members at the screenings failed to see the funny side.
“It won’t be the first time Sacha has landed himself in hot water. The water might be a little hotter this time round though. Religion isn’t always the best place to poke fun.” [Sun]

What is the best place to poke fun?  The vagina.  Anyway, I don’t see what the big deal about a black Jesus is. I know about 50 Mexican ones.  Besides, Jesus was born in the Middle East, meaning that although he probably didn’t look like Dikembe Mutumbo, he probably didn’t look like Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall, either.  I also read somewhere that he would’ve been born in New Jersey but they couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. Not sure if that’s true.