Wolverine is Homophobic Turtle’s favorite character.
After the jump, I’ve got the brand new trailer for X-Men Origins: Wolverine, with lots more footage of Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, Taylor Kitsch as Gambit, and… uh… Will.i.am (I want to disembowel someone with a claw hammer every time I have to type that stupid f-cking faggity name) as John Wraithe/Kestrel/some kind of black, gay cowboy. Needless to say, I don’t have high hopes for this movie. For one thing, it’s a Fox movie and Fox’s execs breastfed lead paint as children (how else do you explain this poster?). For another, it’s got a goddamned Black Eyed Pea in it. AGAIN. Having a Black Eyed Pea in your movie is the unwanted gay advance of death. What idiot thinks this is a good idea? The comic book crowd is guaranteed to hate it, and Black Eye Peas fans aren’t showing up in droves to watch their favorite singer pretend to be someone else. I like the Misfits, doesn’t mean I want to watch Glenn Danzig play Thor. (though that actually might be kind of awesome.)
The more I look at these pictures, the better idea it seems casting a Blacked Eyed Pea as Vega in the Street Fighter movie. He just looks like such a natural. He calls himself “Taboo.” Because he’s dangerous, you see. And his love is forbidden.
Oh, and might I add… HAIRDOUKEN!
[Taboo via Wooha, Hairdouken sent in by Pauly, not sure where he got it]
A new batch of pictures from Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li has hit the web. It’s probably going to suck a lot because there’s a guy from the Black Eyed Peas in it.
In this picture, I believe Michael Clarke Duncan (as Balrog) is saying, "Motherf*cker, what part of ‘mine-o, not yours-o’ don’t you understand?" or possibly, "Don’t you ever touch a black man’s Quizno’s flatbread Sammie!"
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In X2, the teleporting mutant was played by a bisexual star of broadway musicals whose name is “Cumming”, and that was still way less gay than foppish dandy Will.I.Am, who plays a similar character in X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
"I’m a teleporter. … I’m here, I’m there, I’m everywhere. Boom, boom, boom!" Will revealed. "My character’s name is John Wraith. He’s a black Texan. He’s not a cowboy, but his gear suggests that he is. He’s just a badass who’ll whoop your ass."
Yeah! And I bet he wears leather and grows facial hair! Which he keeps nicely manicured! For, uh, the ladies! Grrr!
"You see that little scar I’ve got on my knuckles?" he asked, holding up his hand. "I’m a newbie when it comes to big action films and stuff. … It was my fight scene. I was real into it, and then I missed my mark, and I punched the camera and broke the lens! But that goes to show you," he grinned. "I ain’t to be messed with, because I break lenses!"
That’s right, fool. And don’t even make him go all creative punctuation on yo ass. Heck, I may have to change my name to Vin.Cent to keep up with all these fancy hippity hoppers.
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