Welcome to another exciting installment of FilmDrunk Comments of the Week, in which I reward your charming vulgarity and hope the people who give us free DVDs never get wise.  This week, I’ve got three copies of the Predator: Ultimate Hunter Edition Blu-Ray for our winners, “An All-New Digital Restoration Of The Film And Retrospective Documentary.”  It hits shelves this Tuesday, and it actually sounds pretty awesome.  Meanwhile, next week’s prize will be the unrated, two-disc Blu-ray edition of Hot Tub Time Machine, so don’t desert me for a handsomer blog before then.  Ha, just kidding, that doesn’t exist.

Now then.  Let’s GET TO DA WINNAAAHS!!  DO EET NOOOOW!  Our first winner is B.K. in the World’s Most Terrifying Rape Van post.  This is my new favorite punch line:

B.K. says: What’s even scarier to me is that the “centerpiece” looks like half of a broken headboard.  STOP STRUGGLING, YOU’LL DAMAGE THE HOBO!

Indeed.  Next winner, Jessica D in the Human Centipede Cat Toy post:

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This week’s winner and runner up will receive The F Word by Jesse Sheidlower, with Foreword by Lewis Black, courtesy of Oxford University Press.  I figured you guys would like it since it’s about swearing, because if there’s one thing in the world I love, it’s swearing.  If there are two things I love in the world it’s swearing and racial slurs, but that’s neither here nor there.  And now here are the winners, you spics.

(From Robert Pattinson’s face on some panties)
ChinoMoreno says: My Edward Cullen replica c-ck just came in the male.

(From Abigail Breslin to play Helen Keller on Broadway)
B.K. says: If her walking off the stage accidentally isn’t a gag in every performance, I’m not gonna bother.

And I believe that is the first time the Drunkettes have gone one two.  Well done, ladies.  Honorable mentions after the jump.

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