Apparently the Cusack siblings have another sister named Anne.  And she’s, uh, doin’ great.  …I’m so disappointed the guy running from the birds isn’t suppressing a cough.

Daily Circle Jerk Links

  • Five rejected toys from Jerry Bruckheimer’s G-Force. |ScreenJunkies|
  • If you’re not acquainted with Deaf Frat Guy, you need to start hitting up these podcasts.  Possibly my favorite fictional character ever. |AdamCarollaPodcast|
  • Next year… see Ice Age… in 4-D!  Or last year!  Or 1000 years from now! |CollegeHumor|
  • Catching up with Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds. You’re in luck, ladies, he’s straight in real life. |Heeb|
  • Choose a career path with this handy flow chart.  Hey, how come movie blogger isn’t on there? Oh, right. |HolyTaco|
  • The 12 greatest martial arts fails. The best part of martial arts fails?  The failing. |EpicCarnival|
  • Lindsay Lohan did GQ with Marisa Miller.  I guess she felt her self-esteem had been too high. |on205th|
  • Beer and Boobs with Eva Longoria.  I’d prefer shotguns and shovels with Eva Longoria, but oh well. |Gunaxin|
  • Examples of replacing actors in movies with themselves. |UnrealityMag|
  • The hottest women on Univision. |UnCoached|