This is the trailer for Biohazard, released in 1985, directed by Fred Olen Ray, whom you may remember from such films as:

  • Bikini Royale
  • The Girl With Sex-Ray Eyes
  • Tarzeena: Jiggle in the Jungle
  • Ghost in a Teeny Bikini
  • Bikini Chain Gang

And many others.  If you can’t watch videos at work, just scroll through the screengrabs I made below and try to imagine what the story would be.  It might even be better that way.

[thanks to HolyTaco for the find (via everythingisterrible)]