R.I.P., Billy Mays, may they clean your casket with Oxi-Clean in order to reuse it (seems like a waste otherwise).  Anyway, the Billy Mays dubs are old, but I love them, and this one’s probably my favorite.

Check out these Daily Circle Jerk links:

Adam Carolla has David Cross on the podcast.  Some interesting stuff in this one. |AdamCarolla|

College Humor’s internet musical, Web Site Story. |CollegeHumor|

A flowchart for determining your favorite summer blockbuster. |HolyTaco|

The 10 best Billy Mays television appearances.  I know he’s dead and all but let’s face it, he was no Vince from Shamwow. |ScreenJunkies|

Company pays a Russian porn star to get their web address tattooed on her breasts. |G4|

The 15 most massively expensive yet awful movies ever. Only 15?  |UnrealityMag|

A collection of personal photos from Shaq.  I honestly can’t see how anyone could dislike this guy. |UnCoached|

Brooklyn Day Care center gets robbed… for their weed. |HailMaryJane|

Top 22 favorite nude scenes in mainstream cinema.  That’s right, 22.  |Gunaxin|

More on the Watchmen Blu-Ray’s “Maximum Movie” mode. |ComicsAlliance|

God willing, someday I will own a car that allows a horse to ride in the front seat. I heard these guys have also worked on a few Sarah Jessica Parker films.

And now, your Daily Circle Jerk links:

• Michael Bay chooses breakfast, a flowchart. |ScreenJunkies|
• Brandon Jacobs (he’s a football player!) has Napoleon Dynamite-like taste in t-shirts. |KSK|
• And now, a video compilation of “the most awesome backyard explosions.”  Know what video you’d never see?  “The least awesome backyard explosions.”  |HolyTaco|
• The Punisher: No Mercy launch trailer.  |G4|
• The flower kid yet again missed his chance to meet with Megan Fox, even after Kodak flew him to New York. At this rate he’ll never get deflowered. |DailyFill|
• Time to play Sci-Fi Author or Crazy Person. |CollegeHumor|
• Sex in the copy room, a video. |Atom|

Friday Free for All is that time of the week when hard-hitting exposés go out the window and funny videos grease themselves up and crawl through the pet door.  Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com.

This week’s FF4A comes from Jabo0odyDubs, the YouTube user who overdubs Billy Mays videos and proves that I’m 10 years old.  That’s right, just replace the real audio with a guy who says “shit” a few times, and pretty soon tears of laughter will be rolling down my cheeks, apparently.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go eat paste and see if I can get Suzie Reynolds to flash me her panties for a couple fruit roll-ups.  She’s a slut, she’ll probably do it.
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