Birthday Dog can wail on drums

A remake of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure is in the works.  Of course, it’s a direct-to-DVD turd with none of the original cast.  You can read the whole depressing story here, but I thought it’d be more fun to figure out ways to update the story for today’s kids.

* Bill and Ted join a hip hop dance crew
* Rather than travel back in time, Bill and Ted put on a musical about history. Starring Zac Efron and Miley Cyrus.
* Zombies
* Change San Dimas to Laguna Hills, and instead of Bill getting sent to military school, he’s just freaking out because his girlfriend Ashley told him she’s not ready for a relationship right now.
* Bill and Ted join an underground male-model MMA club, in Bill and Ted Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
* Wyld Stallyns becomes an emo band called Sonance of Neptune
* In Bill and Ted’s Mexcellent Adventure, the boys take Ghandi and Rasputin to a wet t-shirt contest in Cancun a few years ago where they must kill Eliot Spitzer’s whore
* Nick Cannon

Okay, so the real story is Bill and Ted are now worried about missing The Dark Knight and their new band is called "Atomic Gorillas" (why not just go with "Fall Out Ape"?). Lame.