It still has that vintage Connery sex smell.

As a huge James Bond fanboy – we call ourselves Bondage Enthusiasts – I thoroughly enjoyed Skyfall for a number of reasons, from Javier Bardem’s insane genius villain to Judi Dench’s hot ass. But there was one particular little nugget of Bondage that jumped out at me during the intense standoff at Skyfall in the film’s final act, and that was the vintage Aston Martin DB5 that Daniel Craig’s Bond used in his trap for Bardem’s gang of killers. That car is simply one of the most iconic vehicles in movie history, and now I could actually own it!

So someone needs to give me $5 million, please.

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Since being posted on YouTube back in July and gradually taking the world by storm over the past several months, Korean pop superstar Psy’s “Gangnam Style” video has been viewed more than 614 million times. At the same time, it has developed into one of the greatest Internet memes of the past decade with everyone from the Oregon Duck to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad performing the dance. Yeah, we might not have video of proof of Mahmoud dancing, but you know he loves it.

That said, every meme has its day when someone posts yet another parody and the world collectively shouts, “ENOUGH!” I’m here to say that day has come for Gangnam Style (especially since Glee is doing it next), but not before we milk one more parody for all that it’s worth. YouTube user “wekejay”, who previously gave us the Carly Rae Jepsen parody “Batman Maybe”, recently posted “David LoPan Style”, which is obviously a tribute to Big Trouble in Little China in the form of a Gangnam Style parody.

And because Big Trouble in Little China is the greatest movie ever made, and especially because Vince hates it, we’ve got room for one more parody.

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Here’s an edit of Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China which seems to prove that Jack Burton found the whole thing just as confusing as anyone who watched it. Whoa, man. Like, meta. Though I do enjoy that he’s blatantly doing a John Wayne impression the entire film. Big Trouble in Little China isn’t a movie so much as an infomercial for cocaine.

I thought the video could’ve used a little Marvin Gaye in the credits.

[MrElChacito via AVClub]