Totally talented but definitely not gay actor Kevin Spacey and his definitely not boyfriend with a popped collar and matching shoes were just hanging out the other day, doin what bros do. Namely, staring at The Big Penis book, a coffee table book about big penises. Many thanks to RoboPanda, who also directs us to an Amazon review of said literature…
Oh dear. I am a 70-year-old woman and I just happened across this big penis book in my son’s room. My son is 45 years old and still single. I think he might be gay. That said, his big penis book is now in my room under my bed. So now my 45-year-old single son is probably gay and angry. Well, he should get a job anyway or at least go find some real penis and stop reading about them in books like this. Good Lord this is a big penis book. And I love a big penis. And so does my son, apparently. I give this book ten thumbs up. I can’t believe I never knew he was gay. He should get a job. Maybe as a dancer. Anyway, if you like a big penis, you will like this big penis book. Lord there are big penis’s in this book. I mean big. Oh dear.
I know what you’re thinking, but Kevin Spacey is 49, you jerks. And I’m not in The Big Penis book. I was, uh, busy that day. They definitely called me though. I was probably the first person they thought of.
