Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Paranormal Activity At Hotel Transylvania

Written by Morton Salt / 01.29.13

Silent dog farts are THE WORST.

If you’ve read the headline, you know this week sees the DVD releases of both Hotel Transylvania as well as the latest Paranormal Activity flick, Paranormal Activity 4.  If you recognize the banner image, you also know that Seven Psychopaths hits DVD today as well.  Good for you.  Of course, there’s plenty of other flicks to talk about: there’s films with Bruce Willis and Tim Roth, and films about superheroes both well-known and unknown.  We’ve got films about ghosts and hitmen and terrorists and vampires, and even one about a little girl with the power to heal through touch.  All that and still more ghosts and vampires.  What an exciting week for DVD.

The DVDs:
Seven Psychopaths
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2
Hotel Transylvania
Paranormal Activity 4
The Cold Light Of Day
The Awakening
The Liability
All Superheroes Must Die
Hello I Must Be Going
Noobz
Heaven’s Door
Cherry Tree Lane
Citadel
The Rule Of Law
The Right To Bear Arms
Brides Of Sodom

Streaming: Check out your choices here.

Really like Bruce Willis, but don’t know which flick he’s in?  Continue reading to find out.  Can’t figure out which movies involve superheroes?  You know the drill: continue reading and you’ll get your answers. If you really aren’t all that curious about any of these flicks, feel free to click the link above and jump straight to this week’s Netflix suggestions, but really, how could you not be curious about Brides Of Sodom? Read the rest of this entry »

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Kick-Ass still looks impossibly bad ass

Written by Vince Mancini / 04.01.10

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MSN just released a new red-band clip from Kick-Ass, and I’m not saying it’s awesome, but it’s really hard to type this while curled up in a ball getting spontaneous joysquirts all over my underpants.  Am I a nerd for thinking this looks amazing?  I haven’t had this much fun watching a masked dude cut people since my family reunion.  Nic Cage is absolutely wrecking sh*t.

CAGE:  What’s my motivation?

MATTHEW VAUGHN: You just blew half a mil on a dinosaur skull!  You made $40 million last year and you’re broke!  A guy sold you anti-venom for the wrong type of snake!

CAGE:  GAAAAAAAAH!  *stabs grip in the heart, drop kicks McLovin*

[click on the picture to watch the video, or go here]

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