- I’d love to see a truth-in-advertising campaign for the Biffy Bidet. “Biffy: It cleans the poop off your butthole.” [via Videogum]
- Borat/Bruno director Larry Charles next project will take on the topic of old people having sex. I say “take on” because it’s the kind of thing you don’t want to approach without a knife or a pool cue. [ScreenJunkie]
- Since I know many of you will be excited about this, Eastbound & Down has been renewed for another season. ..And that is why I am the BEST PERSON in THE WORLD. So kiss my ass and suck my di- *please turn over to side two* [WarmingGlow]
- The only thing that would make HolyTaco’s tribute to girls cleaning cars better is if it were about girls cleaning my house. [HolyTaco]
- Year One was given an R rating by the MPAA despite an appeal for leniency from Judd Apatow and director Harold Ramis. Said Ramis following the ruling, “Yeah, well all those mother effing C essers can go eff themselves in the B. Buncha jerks.” [THR]
- Al Pacino is set to play Napoleon in Betsy & the Emperor. Meanwhile, short Italian guys everywhere have been playing the part of Napoleon for years. In related news, Napoleon Bonerpart would be a sweet porn name. [Empire]
