Hey look, Beverly Hills Chihuahua has a new trailer.  No dance numbers in this one, but it’s still pretty horrifying.  When I have a kid, the only movie he’s watching is Full Metal Jacket and if he cries at the suicide scene he’s getting kidney punched.  Life’s a jungle, not a petting zoo you little shit.

I’ve got the new trailer for Beverly Hills Chihuahua after the jump.  In it, a chihuahua sings a rap song.  Of course he does.  There’s no other way to do a movie like this.  I like to imagine Samuel L. Jackson watching this movie and getting bored with the slow build up.  "When are these MOTHERFUCKIN’ chihuahuas gonna MOTHERFUCKIN’ rap?" he’d demand. 

Watch it below or here