(Looks like mom’s the only one upset. The moral of the story is that women be naggin’.)
This is a time when the movie industry is literally optioning gum wrappers from the 50s, so it should come as no surprise that there’s going to be a Berenstain Bears movie. If you’ll remember, the Berenstain Bears is a famous children’s book series about a family of bears who mostly did gay crap like teach lessons about non-violence and never ate anyone.
It’s a bear market for one group of moviemakers. [kill yourself. -Ed.] Shawn Levy, director of the Night at the Museum movies, has signed on to produce a feature film based on The Berenstain Bears books, a comedy he says will be a mix of live-action and computer animation. The characters were first published in 1962 in The Big Honey Hunt.
“I’d like the film to be un-ironic about its family connections but have a wry comedic sensibility that isn’t oblivious to the fact that they’re bears,” Levy says. “The comedy comes from this bear family coexisting in a more recognizably real world. I think the movie will be witty but never sarcastic,” he says. [USA Today]
Yes, because as Jesus teaches, sarcasm is a tool of the devil, like avarice or Danny Masterson. Anyway, I’m glad they’re the Berenstain Bears and not the Berenstein Bears. Bears are normally cuddly and benevolent, but Jew bears are liable to eat a Christian baby. Aw, crap, I’m going to letters from Eli Roth now, aren’t I.
