Ben Affleck says working with Terrence Malick made him jealous of trees

Written by Vince Mancini / 11.16.12

At the Olive Garden, everyone’s family

If you’re not smart enough to understand why Terrence Malick’s films are so subtle and brilliant, one thing you’ve probably noticed is that he likes to film leaves and wheat stalks and grasses gently blowing in the breeze, with an approach that seems to say “Dialogue schmialogue, here’s a quiet meadow.” Ben Affleck recently starred in Malick’s To the Wonder, and the way Affleck describes Malick’s process basically confirms everything you always assumed about Terrence Malick’s process:

“The experience of it seemed half-crazy in that we didn’t really have dialogue, so I didn’t really know what was happening,” Affleck tells GQ in a new interview. “Then I realized that he was accumulating colors that he would use to paint with later in the editing room. My character doesn’t really do that much.”

Indeed, in THR‘s review of the film, Neil is called “a leading contender for biggest cypher of a leading man in modern cinema. With the barest shards of dialogue to speak, Neil holds his women tight when love is strong, approaches them with concerned sympathy when they turn unhappy and broods in corners or while driving a car once a rupture looks inevitable.”

Added Affleck, “It was kind of a wash for me in terms of learning something as an actor, because Terry uses actors in a different way—he’ll [have the camera] on you and then tilt up and go up to a tree, so you think, ‘Who’s more important in this—me or the tree?’ But you don’t ask him, because you don’t want to know the answer.” [THR]

Yup, sounds like Malick alright. I’ve heard that after sex, Terrence Malick spends 20 minutes spooning the lampshade.

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Channing Tatum Will Be Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive For 2012

Written by Ashley Burns / 11.13.12

Earlier today, I received an email from the fine people at Gentlemen’s Quarterly magazine regarding their selections for the annual “Men of the Year” feature, or however they refer to it. Ben Affleck was named Director of the Year for Argo, and you can tell it’s a distinguishing honor because he has a sprinkle of salt in his pepper. And singer Rihanna was named Obsession of the Year, and I don’t know what that means, because I feel like she needs a vacation.

But the big winner was our favorite rec center savior, Channing Tatum, who was named Movie Star of the Year, and nobody can deny how much he absolutely deserves that honor. His films The Vow, 21 Jump Street and Magic Mike each grossed more than $100 million, and his presence (or lack thereof) managed to derail the summer release of Paramount’s blockbuster, GI Joe: Retaliation, because his fans were irate that his character Duke was being killed off.

So does the good news stop there? HELL NAW. According to Gossip Cop, our beloved C-Tates will bring home his greatest honor yet when People Magazine will reportedly announce tomorrow that he is the 2012 Sexiest Man Alive. Respek.

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Shockingly, the Iranian govt ain’t so hot on Argo

Written by Vince Mancini / 10.17.12

So it turns out the Iranian government, the logical, notoriously level-headed Iranian government, who recently pulled all Iranian films out of the Oscars because of the not-at-all-connected-to-the-Oscars-or-the-US-government film Innocence of Muslims, isn’t too thrilled about Ben Affleck’s Argo, which depicts a group of Americans on the run from that same Iranian government. Who could’ve guessed it, am I right?

Inside Iran, where the decision by a group of Iranian students to storm the US Embassy and hold Americans hostage for 444 days is still controversial and vibrantly debated, the press has paid Argo scant attention. The few comments the film has received are generally negative – Iran’s state-run IRNA news agency called Argo “Hollywood’s latest failed attempt to confront the Islamic Revolution” – and replete with complaints that the movie portrays all Iranians as stereotypically aggressive and unrefined and fails to give viewers enough historical context.

Divorced of historical context, the story is mainly about a group of Americans trying to escape a blood-thirsty Iranian mob trying to kill them, but the movie does offer a nice, quick history lesson at the beginning as to why the Iranians of 1979 were rightly pissed at America (overthrowing a democratically elected leader, supported a brutal dictator so we could keep stealing their oil, etc). Though the movie does fail to depict a key moment in the Argo story, when the Americans escaping the embassy were tipped off by an Iranian good Samaritan who helped them avoid a mob. The movie glosses over that moment, which would’ve been a nice, fair way to not depict Iranians as a violent, monolithic mob. And you don’t want to depict an entire ethnic group as all being the same, that kind of thinking is downright Puerto Rican.

Argo makes the people of Iran look like they have no self-determination, and indisputably support violence,” writes Meysam Karimi in a lengthy review for the popular Iran-based film magazine website, Moviemag. “For me, as an Iranian … this makes [the storyline behind] Argo much less believable.”

Hmm, that’s a basic negative review. Do you have anything in an outlandish conspiracy theory?

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Argo Review: An Oscar for Ben Affleck’s Beard

Written by Vince Mancini / 10.12.12

Argo is not the kind of movie that expands the artistic possibilities of what a movie can be, but it’s just about the high-water mark of what you can do with skilled craftsmanship alone. It’s clever, competent filmmaking with lovable characters and catchy dialog, the kind of movie Aaron Sorkin might make if he was just a smidge less of a smarmy prick. And obviously, Affleck’s beard is the bomb.

Argo‘s going to clean up come award season. It’s a movie’s movie, and people love a movie. It’s what they look for when they go to the movies! A true story spiked with just the right amount of bullshit. Characters don’t talk the way real people talk, they talk the way we wish they would talk, an Affleck hallmark going all the way back to Good Will Hunting (“I figyah, why nawt just shoot my buddy, take his jawb, hike up gas prices, bawmb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Gaahd?”). It plays on our deep-seated desire for staircase wit, to see someone be as witty in the heat of the moment as we would be only when lying to our friends about it afterwards – I’m tellin’ ya, Tawmmy, you shoulda seen it, I gave that hahd on what fa! It’s not quite truth, but it’s catharsis, and Ben Affleck (the director) always delivers that solid B+ – a little hokey, sure, but a well-crafted collection of actors we love to watch, ballsily chewing scenes of Americans at our best, the way we like to think of ourselves, golden retrievers and apple pie go sawx and whatnot. It’s even probably a little better than The Town, because in Argo, even the stagiest lines are still cheeky and fun, without expository clunkers like “My brothah died on a day like this…”

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New Metal Gear Solid Movie Won’t Be Called G.I. Joe 3, Will Feature a Restart Option

Written by Laremy / 08.31.12

Like you, I’m still waiting for someone to adapt the Tetris series (possible plot: Ben Affleck in a race against a giant long falling rectangle that’s out to DESTROY THE WORLD by falling on his head). But whilst we wait, let’s all reflect on the possibilities that a Metal Gear film might get made.

Evidently:

The announcement was made to video game fans attending the Metal Gear Anniversary event in Tokyo. Banners on display read “Metal Gear Solid Hollywood Movie”, and featured the Columbia Pictures logo.

First off, awesome title guys. Metal Gear Solid Hollywood Movie is a metaphor that works on so many levels. It tackles the Japanese Nintendo xenophobia that ripped through the Republican Party in 1988. It says “colons” are for punks. It winks at you, tugs at your junk, and whispers “this will be a Hollywood movie, so we’re probably not going to try any harder than marketing the living piss out of it”. It cattily says “What, you think a fracking banner is easy to print up?” These are all fair points, and I’m certain you have your own questions about this project. These questions include, but are not limited to the following:

Well, what about Contra?
Answer: No chance of it happening now. But “Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start” would be a dynamic logline.

That article mentions that Spider-man producer Avi Arad on board. Shouldn’t Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance , Bratz, The Amazing Spider-Man, and Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer be held against him?
Answer: These are starting to feel like leading questions …

Who will be Snake?
Answer: My guess is they’ll go against type for the clicks. So probably Helen Mirren.

When will this movie hit theaters?
Answer: 2015 at the earliest, ideally timed to open against Step Up 5: Saloon Line Dancing Edition.

More details as the story develops, unless the project is never heard from again. No promises if that particular scenario plays out.

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